Ø¥ĀMÄ

We're all made of all the same stuff, yet we are so different.

[Days since FaZe CS won a trophy @fazetrophy]

Day 819
习近平现身赛场，坐在 m0NESY 旁边支持 FaZe 对阵 PARIVISION

[justine @MachJustine]

an idiot in motion goes further than a genius at rest

[Sean Frank @Seanfrank]

Anthropic: "our ai will kill you, take your job, and take your wife"

OpenAI: "Our ai knows everything about you. That cyst is benign btw"

Meta: "Please use our ai. PLEASE"

Xai: "We have PERFECTED cat girl meows and jigglephysics. We are worth 2 trillion dollars"

[Lucas @ryderlx2]

@Poloolpp Good thing I made paragon level 5 a while ago

[Manaka Rei 🥞🌊マナカ;レイ @ManakaReiVT]

The following may or may not have been inspired by true events

[DIEM @DiemArchive]

sigue @diem_spanish

[sabo ΘΔ @goodbyesabo]

keep masturbating to that friend you have a crush on.. by the 15th orgasm you'll gain the ability to toggle the horniness on and off when you're around them

[Mason Madden @GREATBLACKOTAKU]

They’re called Hair Vents and they used to be bigger but selective breeding has made them smaller so the anime girls can’t breath.

[🦀 YORA 🦀 @yoracrab]

tried to draw the most "HELL YEAH" image ever

[GermanGunGoy @GermanGunGoy]

ich hab eine Idee

[Ø¥ĀMÄ @OyamaTypeBeat]

@2inks So what cheats was he using if the gameban was legit?

[Ø¥ĀMÄ @OyamaTypeBeat]

@2inks They should atleast give a reason. This feels like total bs. It's like if gotham police arrests Batman 🫩

[αи ανєяαgє мαℓαγαℓι @AvgMalayali]

Hey Google, Your AI is too powerful and the competitors aren't even close. Kudos to everyone behind this creation.

[Ø¥ĀMÄ @OyamaTypeBeat]

@haydendevs MIGUEL MIGUEL MIGUEL 🗣🗣🗣

[BoomerGary1958 @garyboomer58]

My son had $40k saved up to buy his first house

Found one he liked and placed an offer $10k over asking

But he was outbid… by another $40k

Poor kid was crushed

The high bidder? Me

So to cheer him up I told him I’ll rent it to him at market rate

He and both our realtors stood and applauded my kindness

[Snegovski🐍 @sneg9623]

He can fix her

[0.005 Seconds (3/694) @seconds_0]

my wife asked me to clone a site for her for work and in the process of doing so claude appears to have logged into their unsecured admin portal to screenshot the layout

[mel @melqtx]

oh, you like linux?
name every distro

[James Canary II 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @JamesCanaryII]

@Rumialol They wanted to save ink so they only did 6 numbers and cycled through them because their ovens were just that good.

The real number is about 273 million jеws, probably more