Omuchero

Marketing Executive 💼
Interests: FinanciaI Assets/Literacy || Sales & Marketing || Political views || Football: Arsenal & Real Madrid 🇰🇪 🇧🇷 || Satire ||

[Omuchero @Oyango_]

Katwa Kigen appointed the Chairman of unclaimed assets, Kigen is Ruto's lawyer, Ruto likes grabbing unclaimed assets (land), hmmm..

[Omuchero @Oyango_]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Renaissance ⚔️ Morio @RamzZy_]

Jamaa wetu ndio aliambiwa apande ceiling apige picha kama anataka loan ingine?

[Silver Fox 🦊 @livin_omanga]

There is is this wave of tiredness in the air kila mahali. Hata kuamka imekuwa balaa

[Omuchero @Oyango_]

@Kenyans Hii sasa ni ile "fureni muburst"attitude that riggy g chick had.

[Will Manidis @WillManidis]

Staggering the number of you guys that worship outlier lives of great accomplishment, but are completely disgusted by what true outlying behavior looks like

[Blaze Officiel @B3laze]

My contribution to society is being thoroughly unimpressed when i bump into kenyan celebrities

[Omuchero @Oyango_]

@Naomikibandi Lol...
I can't believe he actually said that. What a 🤡

[Twilight @the_marcoliboy]

Brazil shouldn’t think they have 1 point, Morocco can go to court and take it by tomorrow morning

[The Catholic Engineer @TheCatholicEngr]

Commentator: I think Japan thinks they're taller than they really are, because whenever they get a corner kick, they kick it high and the Dutch, who are taller obviously headbutt it away

*2 minutes later*

Japan shoots another corner kick, teammate jumps and actually headbutts it into the net

Equalizing the score (2-2)

Commentator: I owe an apology to Japan

[Omuchero @Oyango_]

These bastards have a world cup goal 🤣🤣🤣

[Omuchero @Oyango_]

The two failed relationships and kids should be the reddest flag in tge history or red flags. Ofcourse she's not gonna be like " yeah, I am after the money" but once that certificate is signed, the brother will loose $1000,000 of sacrifices made through blood and sweat. He should exit this relationship.

[Omuchero @Oyango_]

@BBCSport Lol Trump's America. These things were expected to happen in South Africa or Brazil not the mighty United States.

[Omuchero @Oyango_]

Canada can't seem to string any good passes together, what have they been practicing for four years, given they didn't play qualifications.

[Omuchero @Oyango_]

Are you fellas gonna be mad at Canada now that they've said no to Thomas Partey?

[Omuchero @Oyango_]

Life hack this one

[Edd @Adenya_E]

Mpesa pin starting with 0 stays goated 😂.
And in the even it starts with a digit beyond 3 that transaction on my end will come back as insufficient fund 😂😂

[cheruiyotkb @cheruiyotkb]

Waiting for a huge salary increase before you start investing is a costly mathematical mistake.

People tell themselves they will start saving Sh 5K in MMF when they get an increase; ignoring that time is the single most powerful variable in compounding.

Starting a modest Sh 3,000 monthly MMF saving at age 29 can accumulate Sh 300,000 at age 35 with average 11% annual return.

Delaying that exact saving until age 35 means you will missing out on Sh 470K+ by age 40.

You don’t need a massive surplus to build serious wealth. You just need to stop losing prime compounding years to procrastination.

[Omuchero @Oyango_]

Isn't this what index funds and etfs do and they end up outperforming the sophisticated analysts? They buy small portions of all large caps theoretically.

[Gichuki Kahome @kahome_steve]

Why own both KCB and Equity in the same portfolio?🧐

Within the banking sector allocation, KCB and Equity are near-substitutes; similar scale, regional footprint, loan book composition, and earnings drivers.

Pairing them adds concentration, not breadth.

If the mandate calls for a second banking position, the marginal name should offer differentiated factor exposure

e.g., StanChart’s capital-light, dividend-heavy profile,

Absa’s corporate book,

or Co-op’s cooperative deposit base,

different rate sensitivity, or a different point in the credit cycle.

[Omuchero @Oyango_]

@maurice___y Thank you for reminding the 273k viewers....

[Omuchero @Oyango_]

Son taking that Tottenham spirit to Korea....

[Omuchero @Oyango_]

Three red cards in game 1 lol

[Omuchero @Oyango_]

Second red card