Sam

laughing a little, and dealing with it

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Occam's Conspiracy Theory

1/ the most obvious reason for trump appearing to be a cretin is that he is, in fact, a cretin

2/ the most obvious reason for a cretin being elected president is that very rich & clever people put him there

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@raghu_venugopal @StephenM he's also the voice in trump's truth social feed

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the irony is heartbreaking

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@NoLieWithBTC State media's footage of the parade reeks of desperation, complete with fake cheers and a conspicuous lack of crowd shots.
unfortunately, they *still* managed to make it look like literally no-one was there, which is most unfair to trump and the hundreds of his paid attendees 😂

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@BlisterPearl "mediocre"'s a bit generous

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@ArtCandee Mr Orange, Mr Pink & Mr Puce
Reservoir Musk Rats

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@InterestingSTEM all those ducks and all that care.
but break a single feather during a "serious" game and it goes in the bin.
don't get me wrong, the flight characteristics of feathers are better, but give me a well made synthetic every time.

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@CalltoActivism you've quoted "cryptolologic" as if it's the word trump should have enunciated.
did *you* mean "cryptologic"? or are you as confused as donny?
seems like a lot of folk in the comments think "cryptolologic" is actually a word. 😞

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@EastEndJoe ...also by 12: not saying or doing anything during the day to deliberately cause physical or mental pain to others

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@EastEndJoe 2 mostly, but also 3, 10 and

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@caitoz which is fortunate, because turning the sound on is the last thing you'd want to do

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@RadioGenoa ha ha, my friends, you misunderstand! she is only wiping his upper lip. it is only affection!
and he is so moved, he is practically giddy!
ah l'amour!

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@IndianaGPA ah, bless your heart, but no. america is all about performative nationalism, and too violently schizophrenic to be trusted, however capable of love and kindness some americans appear to be.

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@HowThingsWork_ er, except that this isn't that. 😕

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@DrNeilStone i have a bigger problem with that fat.
this is more my speed (and yes, i trust the meat to be safe to eat raw)

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@smc429 to hide the scales obvs

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@MiddleEastEye fucking bbc.
EVERY one of their anchors needs to collectively agree to refuse to meet every *evidentiary* claim of genocide with Israel's smirking rebuttal.

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@sirDukeDevin no
but it is flagrantly unconstitutional and monstrously cruel

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@mjfree @CBS @60Minutes @ABC @CNN @AP @PBS @NPR HUA reinstatement in 3... 2... 1...

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@Rainmaker1973 cruelty to insects is still cruelty to animals

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@elonmusk you know, it's still not too late to turn it around.
you could make public statements admitting, humbly, that you'd been selfish and careless. then use all that wealth to help the people you've hurt.
you'd be amazed how good you'll feel when folk start liking you again.