Ozone

Every morning you have two choices: Continue to sleep with your dreams or wake up and chase them

[Ozone @Ozonecc1]

@lilyally98 @Starpotternews Bastard… you’re a fool… na your brother or family member rape am.. animal

[Ozedikus Nwanne @Ozedikus]

My life would have been significantly harder if some of the bad things I experienced never happened to me

[supermom💕 @ilovesupermom]

University is the easiest place to get sex 😭

[BIG DUKE @DukeDarls]

Find something and be obsessed about it.

Many of y’all see me talk about forex trading almost everyday, it doesn’t mean I’m the best in it but I’m obsessed to the extent that it started paying my bills

Find something & die in it my bro. Time dey go. Create motion & keep surfing

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

Sorry, don't carry the pregnancy since you don't want to be a mom. Somebody else can always carry it.

Just focus on the bills at home.

[Davido @davido]

Send ur account abbaz 15 m for u love u

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

I think it is funny that your wife decides if and when you fuck. Decides how your income is spent while refusing to contribute her income to the home. Gives you curfew ortherwise she locks you out and stay mad at you. Decides if you eat at home or not. Decides if you have guests or not, and when they should leave. Decides who you can be friends with and whom you should cut off. Makes all the rules at home otherwise you won't have "peace." Disrespects and violates you at will.

This is what women call partnership. This is what men call "marry first."

[KING CHIDI @guzu_p]

The longer your text, the more desperate and needy she sees you.

The shorter your text, the higher she will regard you.

[ᜰ @socetyhatesjay]

one of my guy change him sister phone from X to 16 plus, see as him babe dey vex because he no change her 11 pro.

apparently, he suppose change her own phone before his sister 🤣🤣

[KING CHIDI @guzu_p]

Nigerian women will tell you she's a billionaire so she can afford to stay in good shape whereas all it takes to keep in shape is being mindful of what you eat, how much you eat, and regular exercise anybody can easily do.

No excuses those landwhales of species won't make to defend their gluttony.

[Bernard @probernard_02]

“TP HIT” na mastery

But “Sl hit” na Trump

Oya na

[匚HIDI @Cyber_chidi]

Starlink for sale.

[💯sapaFORnow @1812SAPABOY]

@fwedesignerx Walahi... only pussy.. funny part, den go still wan dey act like nah favour den dey do by giving up their pussy or dating u.. worthless and useless entity set of people. Svck my D, tidy my place and shut tf up. That's what u were created for woman!!!

[$$$ @fwedesignerx]

Forget sex, you really get to know that women are just financial burdens

[Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 @MrMekzy_]

Na 20k you go spray for your friend wedding?

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

Where are you picking money from?

[D3VID 🐢 @DurkioWiz]

Cubana chief Priest dad came to see him, look at the number of cars for CP house, papa still carry roots come from village 😂😂

[KING CHIDI @guzu_p]

He once thought her ex husband was the problem for leaving her. Now, he realized why deadbeat dads live longer than step dads 😂

He continued another man's family rather than starting his and learned the hard way.

The game might be brutal but it's still fair.

[Babalola Esq.⚖️ @Owiggy_]

Nobody even vexed you, nobody even begged you. You just woke up on a beautiful day and decided to fabricate lies unprovoked. I hope Elon pays you your millions

[KING CHIDI @guzu_p]

Us who didn't pay shit gets to see the nails and your cleavage for free.

At the end of the day, we get to enjoy the same privileges your intentional boyfriend paid for.

Another day to remind you nonchalant men will always win.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

In the future, a trillion times a trillion dollars will be spent on making antimatter to travel to other star systems