Ozzy 🐀💨

*dies* any pronouns // 🐀💨 // 20 Antifa soycuck femme snowflake super soldier

[Ozzy 🐀💨 @OzzyWillCry]

play @RaccoinGame now please, its holding me hostage

[baraslop culture vulture @doggydogwhatnow]

snare of a lifetime

[Norm Cruise @normposter]

Just punched my neighbor in the face in the middle of the night. Please pray for my family.

[miss oinks @Paddington_Boar]

Ozempic victim

[Nick FN Gage @thekingnickgage]

Just wanted to remind everyone MDK

[cabby @cabby]

since No one wants to play toys with me i am going to do my fourth favorite activity ,Running into traffic

[Rav (ON TOUR) @iamRav]

if you are bombing and/or starving kids, know that the anticipation of your inevitable demise keeps me from entertaining the thoughts of shortening my lifespan

[DIET MAYO ★ @dietmayos]

THIS IS YOUR BRAIN ON 𝗦𝗨𝗣𝗘𝗥𝗠𝗘𝗚𝗔

[WSDOT Traffic @wsdot_traffic]

Is that...? Bah gawd! That's Paint Map's music! THEY'RE BAAAACK.

It's Memorial Day Weekend, so expect heavy traffic everywhere. While we pause most of our road work during the holiday weekend, you should expect delays because there's (gestures broadly) a LOT happening.

[Adam Conover @adamconover]

what

[moth 🔞 @ internet fetish microceleb @pochamoth]

“tw fat” I’ll kill you

[☠️ Lost 😷 || mostly on bsky 🦋 ☠️ @FallenRockstars]

Urgent care is a very funny name for it because they do not treat you with any urgency nor do they care

[𓆣 Victor/Moth/Autumn 𓆣 @AutumnaLacrimae]

exposed nerves

[Nadia @thegenesisbl0ck]

All the celebs are “body positive” until the second they can get their chubby fingers on Ozempic.

[Comment Etiquette @commentiquette]

@stepfanie IM GONNA TAKE A SHIT ON YOUR CAR BITCH

[Triumph® ᴛʜᴇ ɪɴsᴜʟᴛ ᴄᴏᴍɪᴄ ᴅᴏɢ™ Headquarters💩 @TriumphICDHQ]

Today in 2003 Bush invaded Iraq. The idea of "liberating" the civilians while killing thousands of them seemed uh, bullshitty so we started to make a TV Funhouse mocking it all. But when Baghdad fell we bailed, figuring it would bomb -RS
whole thing here:
https://t.co/EQH0967Wvg

[Samus/Daisy 🐶💕 @m1nny_]

tell a trans girl that they should eat 3 meals a day to get the results they yearn for and they'll start calling you a chubby chaser

[Kat 💫 @LuxTax_]

Life. 🍋