Thiccolò Snachiavelli

bisexual (perfect) flower. the world's first grad student without a brain

Pronouns: she/her

[Thiccolò Snachiavelli @P3t34]

tbh i'm not doing that well & things need to change. one of those many things is this website. it's just a way to pretend i have someone to talk to 24/7 by shouting into the void. it's pathetic really. logging off - this will hopefully be my last post.

[Thiccolò Snachiavelli @P3t34]

if your form is an excel workbook please do not password-protect the cells i need to sign!

[Thiccolò Snachiavelli @P3t34]

reeling from shock that liquorice is a plant

[Thiccolò Snachiavelli @P3t34]

these made me do a literal lol

[Thiccolò Snachiavelli @P3t34]

little more uncomfortable than two people having what's clearly an intractable disagreement over voice chat and then reassuring each other it's okay for 10 minutes just fuckign kill me

[Thiccolò Snachiavelli @P3t34]

No! NO!

[Hello it is me Kira :)🍉 @kirabira]

Tangentially related (political eyebrows) but I think about her eyebrows hmm a few times a week. I have not known peace since I saw them. I can’t rest. I am unsettled.

[random_scrub @random_scrub]

@kendrictonn

[Kendric Tonn @kendrictonn]

Oh nooooooooo

[🌾🐾Лапкой бяк🐾🌾 @ksuunja]

Пииитса

[Thiccolò Snachiavelli @P3t34]

[taking a biologist's pants off] damn! i'm feeling some Long Branch Attraction right now!

[Thiccolò Snachiavelli @P3t34]

@rebroccoli apparently one of them is an antivaxxer and she got COVID and is not doing well whereas the other one(s?) were vaccinated and got COVID and are totally fine

[Thiccolò Snachiavelli @P3t34]

i spent so many years of my life trying to parse out what "take on me" could possibly mean only to learn it doesn't really mean anything it was just written by Norwegians

[Thiccolò Snachiavelli @P3t34]

me: okay it's been a while so today I'm gonna rotate you so you grow more evenly :)
my plant [just spent a huge amount of time orienting towards where the sun used to be]: god fucking dammit!!

[Alex McMillan @UndeniablyAlex]

Level Ω: The scent represents a property detached from any object, the absence of an object is in fact part of the scent. Total abstraction.

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

“do anything on your day off?” why would i ever do something like that

[Thiccolò Snachiavelli @P3t34]

any1 else feel like their capacity for quotidian rage is expanding? very often something stupid will happen with my phone while driving and I will literally yell at it in the car 2 an extent that I think I would have considered insane 1 yr ago

[Thiccolò Snachiavelli @P3t34]

that dodgeroll making me imagine a pokemon soulslike

[Kotaku @Kotaku]

Pokémon Legends: Arceus trailer highlights the horror of aggressive pocket monsters: https://t.co/M1aXZm25aI

[Thiccolò Snachiavelli @P3t34]

pretty grateful to be in grad school during the pandemic. I got vaccinated months earlier than I otherwise would have, and they also provide testing when I cannot for the life of me find any other testing within 30 miles in the next week. gonna suck when i graduate