Patience St Pim

New York Times best selling author of “Lying on the Internet for Fun and Profit”

[Patience St Pim @P8SaintPim]

Now that it’s acceptable to be a Steph fan I been watching his highlights and touching myself and ts is so good like there’s no way that golden state fans were actually living this good and still bitching and moaning every time the warriors didn’t win the chip dude burn in hell

[Amos Moses @angelpeesyrups]

weed before cider youre meeting the spider. cider before weed time for centipede

[Patience St Pim @P8SaintPim]

@AnaKrivolapova Pseudo Mary Oliver slop

[Patience St Pim @P8SaintPim]

Playing Cocteau Twins for my unborn infant so they grow up with a speech impediment

[Michael Christie @mt_christie]

I'm so fly, I'm called an "Unidentified Flying Object." Not that I'm an object. Neither are women. #TreatYoGirlRight

[shimi @yurimusings]

chud is one letter away from chad and the only thing that changes is u

[evan.. @dogparkranger]

i think she's using me for my terrible looks and bad penis and no money

[Hidden in Frame @HiddenFrame_]

In "The Odyssey" (2026), Odysseus speaks with a Boston accent, despite being from Ithaca, which is in New York.

[Patience St Pim @P8SaintPim]

@TypicallyJayden As an American, I understand that it’s Caribbean but I’ve only ever seen it used by non-Caribbean Brits and Canadians. So I can definitely imagine that there’s a good number of people who don’t know its origin

[Patience St Pim @P8SaintPim]

Metaphors are more powerful than sex could ever be

[SignalCreep @sucking89]

“goodbye cruel world” i say as i press the button that makes everyone nice

[Patience St Pim @P8SaintPim]

Getting sent directly to hell because I tried to block Terrence Shannon Jr. with my soul 👎

[iris 🖤 @irisketball]

commentator just remarked with admiration that terrence shannon jr "took the charge with his body" which has made me curious as to what else you could take a charge with

[Patience St Pim @P8SaintPim]

@shadoweave1 Everyone is being weird here but you’re right!!

[wint @dril]

why breed dogs with jaws large enough to tear through Flesh, when you could breed dogs with minds large enougj to tear through Fallacy.....

[Patience St Pim @P8SaintPim]

After a year of deep reflection, I am now ready to say that it is actually Mexico which is lowkey the Ireland of the new world

[Patience St Pim @P8SaintPim]

Jamaica lowkey the Ireland of the new world

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

bird watching while not knowing any bird names thinking oh yeah that’s gotta be a rare one

[alth0u🧶 @alth0u]

アメリカにおいて、強い意見を持つことは違法である。なぜなら、それは伝統的な「カーク的」概念である「控えめかつ真摯（lowkey genuinely）」――すなわち、抑制された真実を意味する概念――に反するからである。

[LOSERPOTATO @DaiYi_Art]

#SteelBallRun #JoJosBizarreAdventure
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