paige ✌🏼

i'm the bird lady from Home Alone

[paige ✌🏼 @PAIGEofabook]

believe it or not i do not want to listen to you on the phone during my nail appt

[paige ✌🏼 @PAIGEofabook]

@Gettin_snakey minis are the best

[skyee 🍒 @skyeeebby]

i wonder what 3 carne asada tacos with green salsa and extra lime doing rn

[paige ✌🏼 @PAIGEofabook]

sometimes i miss slack emojis when i have to use apple emojis

[Big Bird @BigBird]

🐥 <-- Me as a baby Big Bird.

[paige ✌🏼 @PAIGEofabook]

@ajcohen6 that bear taking too many flights

[paige ✌🏼 @PAIGEofabook]

why is that bear in peru

[paige ✌🏼 @PAIGEofabook]

@ajcohen6 how do you know that

[paige ✌🏼 @PAIGEofabook]

@Gettin_snakey 🤔

[paige ✌🏼 @PAIGEofabook]

excuse me??

[Empire State Building Observation Deck @EmpireStateBldg]

Shining in @Chiefs colors for the rest of the night in honor of their AFC Championship win

[paige ✌🏼 @PAIGEofabook]

@Andy in memory of my brother, CJ 🤍 https://t.co/oQsdW6vYmk

[Sopranos World @SopranosWorld]

Staring at the computer all day hoping no one asks me to do my job

[paige ✌🏼 @PAIGEofabook]

anxious? buy another pair of black boots that you don’t need!

[Jocelyn Anderson Photography @JocAPhotography]

A Dark-eyed Junco wearing a snowflake on his cheek ❄️

[paige ✌🏼 @PAIGEofabook]

@CDerderian @Andy @KathyHilton @BravoTV omg. iconic

[Queens of Bravo @queensofbravo]

This is one of the best moments in #RHOBH history

[paige ✌🏼 @PAIGEofabook]

coco is the day light savings police

[paige ✌🏼 @PAIGEofabook]

is bob costas hypnotizing anyone else or just me

[Murphy⚜️ @_sforsierra]

I love how I can scream “I’m tired of this Grandpa” at any given time and someone will finish the sentence 😂