Alexa

Just a girl with a pretty friend tryna tweet in the world -jmckeon 2014

[Alexa @ajcohen6]

@MTA the train I’m on has an engine that died and we are stuck in the tunnel with no A/C - any help we can get here?? Rates go up and engines are dying more often and trains are late - what’s the deal??

[Alexa @ajcohen6]

Honestly raising a kid, having a job and keeping up with 6 currently airing Bravo shows is my greatest accomplishment 💅🏻

[Alexa @ajcohen6]

When I told my sister about this she said “Worse than West” 😂

[Mike Janela @MikeJanela]

It appears Dinger has moved on (finally) from Mrs. Met to…the Brooklyn Pizza Slice?

[Alexa @ajcohen6]

It’s crazy that when Stranger Things season one came out me and Andrew had just started seeing each other and now as seasone five is premiering we are married with a kid 🤯

[Alexa @ajcohen6]

Having a baby and a dog is really just a game of who did you have to use the Shout stain remover for today

[Alexa @ajcohen6]

Now that I have a son I could really consider doing the greatest Halloween costume ever 👀

[Alexa @ajcohen6]

Anyone who’s sad about not having a new White Lotus episode tonight has clearly forgotten we get a new episode of Righteous Gemstones tonight

[Alexa @ajcohen6]

I just saw a fb ad for how to transition your pet to chametz free food for passover and I’ve never been more sure religion is batshit crazy stupid pointlelss nonsense 😵‍💫

[Alexa @ajcohen6]

Me saying ahhhh as I get into bed as if it isn’t the third place I’ve laid down today

[Alexa @ajcohen6]

@PAIGEofabook It is the lore. And the first two Paddington movies are v good

[Alexa @ajcohen6]

When I watch Jeopardy with Andrew and he starts getting into it and answering questions 🫶🏼

[Alexa @ajcohen6]

Waking up and eating an apple instead if an entire sleeve of Ritz crackers, who is she 💅🏻

[Alexa @ajcohen6]

When you and your husband have matching lumbar support pillows you know you’re old ascell

[Alexa @ajcohen6]

I’m sorry but every time Kyle Richards does her ponytail like this (far too often) I want to physically harm something. Girl - stop sticking your ponytail out the back of your head, you aren’t in 1st grade 😳😳😳 #RHOBH

[Alexa @ajcohen6]

@s8n Kelvin Gemstone ass tweet

[Alexa @ajcohen6]

I have RHOSLC on the tv and Andrew is seeing it for the first time and Whitney and Heather are on screen and when Heather is on screen Andrew goes “is that the mom?” I’m cryinnnnnn

[Alexa @ajcohen6]

Omg update he’s sitting next to us on the plane🫠🫠🫠 both fedoras on one knee - might try to make contact

[Alexa @ajcohen6]

There’s a man at the airport wearing a fedora and holding another as his hand luggage and I can’t figure out why someone would pack two fedoras to travel with 😂

[Alexa @ajcohen6]

@jaclyn_jax16 @bdamodaran11 Can’t wait for the most beautiful bride ESQ!!!