‍‍‍ ‍‍‍‍‍‍ ‍‍‍ ‍‍ 𝓛𝙀𝘼𝙁.‍‍‍ ‍‍‍‍‍‍ ‍‍‍ ‍‍ 🍃

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⠀ᅠᅠ𝖲𝗁𝖾 𝗃𝗎𝗌𝗍 𝖼𝖺𝗇'𝗍 𝗌𝗍𝗈𝗉 𝗪𝗜𝗡𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗚.
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[‍‍‍ ‍‍‍‍‍‍ ‍‍‍ ‍‍ 𝓛𝙀𝘼𝙁.‍‍‍ ‍‍‍‍‍‍ ‍‍‍ ‍‍ 🍃 @PALLETPLAP]

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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝕷𝗘𝗔𝗙 𝕲𝗥𝗘𝗘𝗡.⠀
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝗧𝗛𝗥𝗢𝗪𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗕𝗔𝗖𝗞
⠀⠀⠀⠀𝐔𝐍𝐋𝐈𝐌𝐈𝐓𝐄𝐃 𝓚𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐎 𝐂𝐀𝐊𝐄
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ 𝗦𝗜𝗡𝗖𝗘 𝟮𝟬𝟬𝟰. ♡

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[‍‍‍ ‍‍‍‍‍‍ ‍‍‍ ‍‍ 𝓛𝙀𝘼𝙁.‍‍‍ ‍‍‍‍‍‍ ‍‍‍ ‍‍ 🍃 @PALLETPLAP]

@OffensivelyPink Three of these are about ass.

[‍‍‍ ‍‍‍‍‍‍ ‍‍‍ ‍‍ 𝓛𝙀𝘼𝙁.‍‍‍ ‍‍‍‍‍‍ ‍‍‍ ‍‍ 🍃 @PALLETPLAP]

Digging through the tall grass takes too long; she has a 𝙬𝙖𝙮 better method of luring in Shiny Pokémon. ♡

[𝕮𝗮𝗶𝘁𝗹𝗶𝗻. @SLEEPAWG]

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𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐌𝐄𝐑 𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐄𝐒𝐒 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐁𝐀𝐓𝐓𝐋𝐄 𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐄𝐑. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

⠀⠀⠀𝐁𝐋𝐎𝐍𝐃𝐄 𝐏𝐒𝐘𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐂 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐄𝐋𝐈𝐓𝐄 𝐅𝐎𝐔𝐑.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝓢𝐋𝐄𝐄𝐏𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝓑𝐄𝐀𝐔𝐓𝐘 ; 𝐂𝐀𝐈𝐓𝐋𝐈𝐍.

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[‍‍‍ ‍‍‍‍‍‍ ‍‍‍ ‍‍ 𝓛𝙀𝘼𝙁.‍‍‍ ‍‍‍‍‍‍ ‍‍‍ ‍‍ 🍃 @PALLETPLAP]

@OffensivelyPink Alola’s a vacation spot, not an actual region. Stupid pinkette!

[‍‍‍ ‍‍‍‍‍‍ ‍‍‍ ‍‍ 𝓛𝙀𝘼𝙁.‍‍‍ ‍‍‍‍‍‍ ‍‍‍ ‍‍ 🍃 @PALLETPLAP]

@OffensivelyPink Nothing I do is frowned upon in the only region that matters, because I’m the Champion, stupid.

[‍‍‍ ‍‍‍‍‍‍ ‍‍‍ ‍‍ 𝓛𝙀𝘼𝙁.‍‍‍ ‍‍‍‍‍‍ ‍‍‍ ‍‍ 🍃 @PALLETPLAP]

@OffensivelyPink Deserved.

[‍‍‍ ‍‍‍‍‍‍ ‍‍‍ ‍‍ 𝓛𝙀𝘼𝙁.‍‍‍ ‍‍‍‍‍‍ ‍‍‍ ‍‍ 🍃 @PALLETPLAP]

The Magnet Train was the worst invention ever. All those Johto hoes come over here and stink up Kanto with their sloppy dickbreath.

[‍‍‍ ‍‍‍‍‍‍ ‍‍‍ ‍‍ 𝓛𝙀𝘼𝙁.‍‍‍ ‍‍‍‍‍‍ ‍‍‍ ‍‍ 🍃 @PALLETPLAP]

Hey, everyone gets lost in Viridian Forest at some point…

[‍‍‍ ‍‍‍‍‍‍ ‍‍‍ ‍‍ 𝓛𝙀𝘼𝙁.‍‍‍ ‍‍‍‍‍‍ ‍‍‍ ‍‍ 🍃 @PALLETPLAP]

Hey, everyone gets lost in Viridian Forest at some point…

[† @BlBLESTUD]

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Convincing her 𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐬 to
stop 𝙙𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜 assholes and to
start eating hers while stroking
her 𝐑𝐎𝐂𝐊-𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐃 𝐂𝐇𝐑𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐀𝐍
𝑺𝑻𝑼𝑫𝑴𝑬𝑨𝑻 instead ♡
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[𝓚𝖺𝗌𝗎𝗆𝗂. @Cerulehoe]

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           𝖶𝖮𝖶! 𝖸𝗈𝗎’𝗋𝖾 𝗍𝗈𝗈 𝗆𝗎𝖼𝗁!
           𝖠𝗅𝗅 𝗋𝗂𝗀𝗁𝗍! 𝖸𝗈𝗎 𝖼𝖺𝗇 𝗁𝖺𝗏𝖾 𝗍𝗁𝖾
           𝖢𝖺𝗌𝖼𝖺𝖽𝖾 𝖡𝖺𝖽𝗀𝖾 𝗍𝗈 𝗌𝗁𝗈𝗐
           𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝖻𝖾𝖺𝗍 𝗆𝖾! 💦💦💦

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[𝐒𝐀𝐁𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐀. | 魔術師 @Psythicc]

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  ᴄᴏᴄᴋу ʙʀᴀɪɴᴅᴇᴀᴅ ᴏᴠᴇʀᴄᴏɴꜰɪᴅᴇɴᴛ ʙɪᴍʙᴏ

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  ʀᴇᴠᴇʀᴇᴅ ᴩᴇʀꜰᴇᴄᴛɪᴏɴɪꜱᴛ ꜰᴇᴀʀᴇᴅ ᴍᴀꜱᴛᴇʀ
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[𝓚𝖺𝗌𝗎𝗆𝗂. @Cerulehoe]

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⠀ ⠀ 𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐘𝐗𝐗𝐗. —— 💦

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[‍‍‍ ‍‍‍‍‍‍ ‍‍‍ ‍‍ 𝓛𝙀𝘼𝙁.‍‍‍ ‍‍‍‍‍‍ ‍‍‍ ‍‍ 🍃 @PALLETPLAP]

You can bitch and moan about how 𝘨𝘦𝘯𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘤 and 𝘣𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 her team of three legendaries and three starters is, but it doesn't matter much because she still beat your ass and sent you home with ¥3000 less in your wallet.

[‍‍‍ ‍‍‍‍‍‍ ‍‍‍ ‍‍ 𝓛𝙀𝘼𝙁.‍‍‍ ‍‍‍‍‍‍ ‍‍‍ ‍‍ 🍃 @PALLETPLAP]

What? You think walking on Route 1 is enough exercise? Mind your business.

[‍‍‍ ‍‍‍‍‍‍ ‍‍‍ ‍‍ 𝓛𝙀𝘼𝙁.‍‍‍ ‍‍‍‍‍‍ ‍‍‍ ‍‍ 🍃 @PALLETPLAP]

cringe.

[‍‍‍ ‍‍‍‍‍‍ ‍‍‍ ‍‍ 𝓛𝙀𝘼𝙁.‍‍‍ ‍‍‍‍‍‍ ‍‍‍ ‍‍ 🍃 @PALLETPLAP]

My advice for new Kanto trainers who want to be Champion is to 𝗴𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝘂𝗽, because that’s my fucking job and the odds that any brat can ever replace me are next to zero. 😇

[‍‍‍ ‍‍‍‍‍‍ ‍‍‍ ‍‍ 𝓛𝙀𝘼𝙁.‍‍‍ ‍‍‍‍‍‍ ‍‍‍ ‍‍ 🍃 @PALLETPLAP]

What? You think walking on Route 1 is enough exercise? Mind your business.

[‍‍‍ ‍‍‍‍‍‍ ‍‍‍ ‍‍ 𝓛𝙀𝘼𝙁.‍‍‍ ‍‍‍‍‍‍ ‍‍‍ ‍‍ 🍃 @PALLETPLAP]

Isn’t that gamebreaking?