𝕮𝗮𝗶𝘁𝗹𝗶𝗻.

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ 𝖧𝗈𝗐 𝗜𝗠𝗣𝗨𝗗𝗘𝗡𝗧 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝖺𝗋𝖾 𝗍𝗈 𝖽𝗂𝗌𝗍𝗎𝗋𝖻 𝗆𝗒 𝗌𝗅𝖾𝖾𝗉. ⠀ ⠀

[𝕮𝗮𝗶𝘁𝗹𝗶𝗻. @SLEEPAWG]

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𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐌𝐄𝐑 𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐄𝐒𝐒 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐁𝐀𝐓𝐓𝐋𝐄 𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐄𝐑. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

⠀⠀⠀𝐁𝐋𝐎𝐍𝐃𝐄 𝐏𝐒𝐘𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐂 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐄𝐋𝐈𝐓𝐄 𝐅𝐎𝐔𝐑.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝓢𝐋𝐄𝐄𝐏𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝓑𝐄𝐀𝐔𝐓𝐘 ; 𝐂𝐀𝐈𝐓𝐋𝐈𝐍.

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[𝕮𝗮𝗶𝘁𝗹𝗶𝗻. @SLEEPAWG]

𝖬𝖺𝗄𝖾 𝗒𝗈𝗎𝗋 𝖻𝖾𝗌𝗍 𝖾𝖿𝖿𝗈𝗋𝗍 𝗇𝗈𝗍 𝗍𝗈 𝖻𝗈𝗋𝖾 𝗆𝖾 𝗐𝗂𝗍𝗁 𝖺 𝘀𝗻𝗼𝗼𝘇𝗲-𝗶𝗻𝗱𝘂𝗰𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝖻𝖺𝗍𝗍𝗅𝖾. 𝖠𝗋𝖾 𝗐𝖾 𝖼𝗅𝖾𝖺𝗋?

[𝕮𝗮𝗶𝘁𝗹𝗶𝗻. @SLEEPAWG]

“Dumb blonde” is so outdated. “Sleepy blonde” is far more accurate.

[𝗕𝗶𝗴 𝗗𝗶𝗰𝗸 𝗗𝘂𝗺𝗯𝗮𝘀𝘀 @bimbuII]

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 𝗦𝗮𝗸𝘂𝗿𝗮 𝗞𝗼𝗻𝗶𝘀𝗵𝗶

❥ 𝗟𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗮𝗯𝗹𝗲 𝗯𝗼𝘅𝗲𝗿 𝗯𝗮𝗯𝗲
❥ 𝗕𝗶𝗴 𝘁𝗶𝘁𝘀 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗯𝗶𝗴𝗴𝗲𝗿 𝗱𝗶𝗰𝗸
❥𝗙𝘂𝗰𝗸𝘀 𝗯𝗲𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝗻 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗯𝗼𝘆𝗳𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱

[𝕮𝗮𝗶𝘁𝗹𝗶𝗻. @SLEEPAWG]

For a woman as distinguished as Caitlin, holidays present little more than the opportunity to be woken up by ceaseless caroling and other such irritating ambience.

[𝕮𝗮𝗶𝘁𝗹𝗶𝗻. @SLEEPAWG]

@MODELECTRIFYING That would be quite unprofessional. Kindly refrain.

[𝕮𝗮𝗶𝘁𝗹𝗶𝗻. @SLEEPAWG]

Another upstart challenger blacked out by Shauntal again; there goes her one chance at excitement.

Back to bed...

[𝐒𝐀𝐁𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐀. | 魔術師 @Psythicc]

beta move, honestly. man up and look me in the eyes.

[‍‍‍ ‍‍‍‍‍‍ ‍‍‍ ‍‍ 𝓛𝙀𝘼𝙁.‍‍‍ ‍‍‍‍‍‍ ‍‍‍ ‍‍ 🍃 @PALLETPLAP]

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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝕷𝗘𝗔𝗙 𝕲𝗥𝗘𝗘𝗡.⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝗧𝗛𝗥𝗢𝗪𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗕𝗔𝗖𝗞
⠀⠀⠀⠀𝐔𝐍𝐋𝐈𝐌𝐈𝐓𝐄𝐃 𝓚𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐎 𝐂𝐀𝐊𝐄
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ 𝗦𝗜𝗡𝗖𝗘 𝟮𝟬𝟬𝟰. ♡

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

[𝕮𝗮𝗶𝘁𝗹𝗶𝗻. @SLEEPAWG]

Bother Shauntal, she’s too sleepy for you. 😴

[𝕮𝗮𝗶𝘁𝗹𝗶𝗻. @SLEEPAWG]

How she looks while flattening your team with a single Pokémon; trainers these days truly are unimpressive…

[𝕮𝗮𝗶𝘁𝗹𝗶𝗻. @SLEEPAWG]

@DRAGOWHORE I’ve reason to dispute this.

[𝕮𝗮𝗶𝘁𝗹𝗶𝗻. @SLEEPAWG]

@HARDENTONNE Yes, that is indeed what I said.

[𝕮𝗮𝗶𝘁𝗹𝗶𝗻. @SLEEPAWG]

Defying that insidious “dumb blonde” stereotype.

[𝕮𝗮𝗶𝘁𝗹𝗶𝗻. @SLEEPAWG]

Not even her comically large dress can conceal this.

[𝕮𝗮𝗶𝘁𝗹𝗶𝗻. @SLEEPAWG]

@SerpentinePike For a number of reasons; doing so would be unprofessional, I usually find myself under the covers regardless, and I quite like my clothing.

[𝕮𝗮𝗶𝘁𝗹𝗶𝗻. @SLEEPAWG]

Not even her comically large dress can conceal this.

[𝑆𝑊𝐸𝐸𝑇 𝐿𝐼𝐾𝐸 𝐴 𝐵𝑂𝑁𝐵𝑂𝑁! @BONBONBlTCH]

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ᅠᅠᅠღ 𝐇𝐨𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐮 𝐒𝐡𝐢𝐝𝐚𝐫𝐞 𓂃 .ᐟ
ᅠᅠᅠᅠ ﹋﹋﹋﹋﹋﹋﹋

ᅠᅠᅠ 〔 𝘯𝘴𝘧𝘸 / 𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘦𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘺 〕

ᅠ ᅠᅠ 𝐒𝐔𝐆𝐀𝐑 𝐒𝐋𝐔𝐓 ;
ᅠ ᅠᅠ 𝐂𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐘 𝐂𝐔𝐍𝐓 ;

ᅠ ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ♤

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ᅠᅠᅠ https://t.co/KwsgiDbmrB https://t.co/shAPOAoSXA https://t.co/hquVbA8mU8

[𝕮𝗮𝗶𝘁𝗹𝗶𝗻. @SLEEPAWG]

An impressive bit of projection, but ultimately little more than a feeble attempt at bringing me down to your level…

[𝐒𝐀𝐁𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐀. | 魔術師 @Psythicc]

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              The fact that yours haven't leaked yet doesn't
              mean they don't exist. ✨
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[𝕮𝗮𝗶𝘁𝗹𝗶𝗻. @SLEEPAWG]

What a sorry sight… you almost make me ashamed to be a psychic.