Well, the results are in!
Gus the Groundhog is the most famous groundhog in Pennsylvania! I gotta say, the results are closer than I would like, but I still won none the less!
Thank you to all who voted, and keep on scratchin!
If you have a gambling problem, call 1-800-GAMBLER
I asked Grok if it knew how the Pennsylvania Lottery benefitted older Pennsylvanians and all it did was undress my profile pic. Wtf is this app anymore
@spiiderbakesale You don't want to be Punxsy Phil. Not only does he have skeletons in his closet, he has a closet FOR SKELETONS. He's one devious hog. If I was him I don't know how I'd live with myself, truthfully
Keep on scratchin!
@18slashes I don't know what your source is, but it sounds like disinformation peddled by Punxsy Phil and co to distract you from the truth. That bastard Phil won't stop until he gets what he wants, and at this rate, he'll find success on the 28th.
@endyou_ Why insult me with word choice? Saying I "must be euthanized" makes it sound like I'm just your pet. Does that mean I'm no better/worse than your dog? Eric, don't undersell your hatred. Use words like executed, eliminated, annihilated. Hell, even whacked would've been better. 🖕