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[Alex Svanevik 🐧 @ASvanevik]

Now that the US is knocked out, I am formally extending an invitation to the American people to support Norway.

Why?

1: The Vikings discovered America before Columbus.

2: There are more ethnic Norwegians in the US than in Norway.

3: Next weekend we can pillage the English peasants together.

4:

[𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐀𝐫𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐏𝐮𝐫𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐞 🇺🇸 @creation247]

Fahrenheit is superior to Celsius and I’m tired of pretending this is a debate.

Fahrenheit feels like temperature was designed by an human being who walks outside, feels the air, and says, “Yeah, that makes sense.”

Zero is freezing. 100 is brutally hot.
70 is comfortable. 80 is warm.

The numbers feel like what they are describing.

Celsius feels like it was designed by a committee of people who hate joy and want every conversation about the weather to sound like a chemistry lab.

“It’s 22 degrees outside.”

What does that even mean to a normal person? Am I wearing shorts? Am I grabbing a jacket?

Nobody knows. You need a conversion chart and a government employee standing next to you explaining the vibes.

Fahrenheit gives you range. That’s the point. It gives you more numbers for the temperatures human beings actually live in. You can feel the difference between 68, 72, 76, and 80. Those numbers matter. Fahrenheit lets you describe the world with more precision without having to break into decimals like a lunatic.

And here’s the other thing...

Celsius is connected to the metric cult energy that came out of the French Revolution. And the French Revolution was evil. Both of the Revolution were to rip out tradition, faith, monarchy, hierarchy, the Church, the calendar, the clock, and anything that reminded man he was not God.

CELSIUS IS INHERENTLY EVIL

So yes, Celsius may be useful if you’re boiling water in a lab. Congratulations. But Fahrenheit is for living LIFE because Fahrenheit is for walking outside and instantly knowing what kind of day you’re about to have.

100 means hot. 70 means beautiful. Zero means don’t go outside unless you have a death wish.

That’s a real system.

[Dale Earnhardt Jr. @DaleJr]

Had no clue they put this together. I really enjoyed this.

[Royally Sage @sage1411]

My brother posts this every year in the family chat on the 4th. Still hilarious.

[Jerry Thornton @jerrythornton]

They left home as boys 8 decades ago to go out and save the world. Last night they sat at the WWII Memorial together and celebrated their country's 250th. Still heroic.

[Sarah Langs @SlangsOnSports]

Michael Harris II chilling in the bullpen while a new pitcher gets all the time he needs to warm up

Baseball is the best!! (Hoping Martin Perez is ok!)

[Atlanta Braves @Braves]

The biggest, the largest...

Drake Baldwin with a grand slam! 💥

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

🚨🚨THIS IS WILD🚨🚨

#GIANTS STAR QB JAXSON DART POSTED A VIDEO JUMPING OFF OF HIS BOAT WHILE CELEBRATING THE FOURTH OF JULY.

🤯🤯🤯

Dart threw a couple absolute bombs to his bois on the jet skis flying across the water —- insane arm-talent.

[Gain of Fauci @DschlopesIsBack]

Donald Trump calling FIFA Headquarters to get Balogun’s bullshit red card suspension lifted.

[Lindsay Crosby, big baseball guy @CrosbyBaseball]

Mets designated hitter Juan Soto flashed his phenomenal speed here to beat out this 87.9 mph throw from Mike Yastrzemski and give the struggling Mets runners on 2nd and 3rd with no outs in the first

wait

[Taylor Greenhut @TGreenhutOD]

BG absolutely just cannot miss on calls. That man is SPECIAL in the booth and it’s just not talked about enough.

[Brandon Gaudin @BrandonGaudin]

This is one of the coolest things I can recall seeing live at a baseball game

[Chris McCulley @ChrisMcCulleyTV]

Michael Harris II on his interactions with the England soccer fans during the game last night

[Atlanta Braves @Braves]

Welcome to Atlanta to our new friends from across the pond!

[Gain of Fauci @DschlopesIsBack]

Me and the boys going to FIFA Headquarters to appeal Balogun’s red card so he can play against Belgium 🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Everything Georgia @GAFollowers]

England fans are currently taking over the Braves game rn. 😂🔥

[Scott Coleman @scottcoleman55]

“hit the ball”

[Lloyd Canfield @LloydCanfield]

An update on this, I swapped my England shirt for his match-worn baseball cap.

@MoneyyyMikeee you got a fan in me for LIFE ⚾️🫡❤️

[Lloyd Canfield @LloydCanfield]

England fans have chosen a random baseball player, Michael Harris of the Atlanta Braves, to support more than anyone else at the baseball after beating DR Congo 😭🫱🏼‍🫲🏾🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿⚾️

And it’s absolutely class 👏