Kurt

❌ Kurt ✁ He/it ✁ 20 ✁ taken✁ transmasc❌
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[kiara official 🐧🪤 @atxmpalmers]

billy saluting rebecca and walking off into the racoon forest to get violently ripped to shreds by zombie dogs 10 minutes later

[Shane 🦧 @TheMonkeyJungle]

“Gored” being the proper terminology for an animal killing you with its horns is so badass

[respectful huff @alexqarbuckle]

young trainee bartender at the airport said “sorry your beer doesn’t have any foam on it, does that make you sad?” and I instinctively blurted out “my foam !”

[turbomander @turbomander]

waking up after one of greg the sorcerer’s classic ragers and seeing these pop up on the quest tracker

[dogpoasting @evilsockz]

bruh my coworker just handed me a note and said “can you give this to our manager” and I opened it and it says “gas leak”

[very tall bart @TallBart]

Minecraft parody lyrics are always written by someone who apparently never played the game. "Don't Mine at Night?" Nighttime is the ideal time to mine, because the mobs are busy spawning on the surface. Moron

[Hobbs 🫐 @HBigMan_]

Good morning

[Ayanari💙😈 @Ayanarinashi]

A perfect plugin doesn't exis-

[n2npbc @n2npbc]

i have too many cats, this is starting to happen in my house

[🐸🖤 𒁹pallas 🖤🐸 @amazonmilkfrog]

friendly reminder that carcinization only applies to arthropods. mammals turn into mustelids, reptiles turn into snakes, and fish turn into. fish ("fish" is itself a paraphyletic grouping)

[cuntonana @cuntOnana]

The vivid remembrance

#DMC3 #Vergil #DevilMayCry

[Matt @stealth_riot]

Y’all for years straight: If regular places make autistic people uncomfortable then they can get their own place

Yall when they get their own place:

[Trey the Explainer @Trey_Explainer]

You met me in a very Mesopotamian era of my life

[Woku 🏳️‍⚧️ @Lacksicle]

Youtube needs a block button, if I see an ai thumbnail I hit "not interested" and then see them again

[melody @mesopissed]

How do I get my two year old to stop saying “what the hell” if I can’t stop laughing every time she says it