ASHUTOSH PAREEK

To all that Worlds I have yet to conquer, may my welcome be as warm as my embrace, and may the universe forgive those who will attempt to stop me.

[ASHUTOSH PAREEK @PAREEKASHUTOSH7]

When you realize the villain you just killed was also fighting for the same cause as yours

[ASHUTOSH PAREEK @PAREEKASHUTOSH7]

"A beggar is not nobody and a king is not somebody"
But being a beggar is like playing with your scarf in the desert and being king is like driving with your car around New York City
There is a spectrum of meaninglessness also

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Demanding gamers want real things in their hands.

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

Grigori Perelman.
Winner of the Fields Medal (one of the most honorable awards in mathematics). And winner of a million dollars for solving the "Poincaré Conjecture", one of the seven problems of the millennium.

He rejected both awards and currently lives a simple life, isolated from the mathematical community, yet he is one of the greatest minds of this century.

[Anuradha Tiwari @talk2anuradha]

There are a whooping 4500 seats and yet ZERO seats for General category.

GCs are now literally getting banned from govt jobs.

Study hard, work hard, pay more than 50% tax only to find system hates you for your mere existence.

This is nothing but state-sponsored apartheid.

[ASHUTOSH PAREEK @PAREEKASHUTOSH7]

@rathor7_ Bhai mei toh bich mei hee cringe kar gya

[ANI @ANI]

#WATCH | Delhi: At the first ever National Creators Award, Prime Minister Narendra Modi presents the Disruptor of the Year award to Ranveer Allahbadia (BeerBiceps) at Bharat Mandapam.

[ASHUTOSH PAREEK @PAREEKASHUTOSH7]

@Moongupta8 @Theboysthing @LavinDaswani Mother 😭👑

[duck @ExtremeBlitz__]

“life is boring” mfs discovering that you can give fake money to homeless people

[duck @ExtremeBlitz__]

4am

[duck @ExtremeBlitz__]

“the government doesnt control me” mfs sitting at a red light

[ASHUTOSH PAREEK @PAREEKASHUTOSH7]

@LavinDaswani @krishnaeyee Plus one

[Bairdric @Bairdric1]

I swear if you close your eyes, you could convince yourself Mickey Mouse has just broken the 400m indoor world record for Netherlands…

[Physics In History @PhysInHistory]

Ramanujan: It came to me in my dream.

The dream:

[Sai Deepak J @jsaideepak]

And these are the suicidal alternatives before the voter? 👌🏾

[ASHUTOSH PAREEK @PAREEKASHUTOSH7]

Lmao

[ASHUTOSH PAREEK @PAREEKASHUTOSH7]

@Cobratate Bhai aap aajkal kis imaginery demon se ladte rehte ho
Kripiya ek ujjain trip marke aaye tristan bhai ke sath , sab sahi ho jayega

[ASHUTOSH PAREEK @PAREEKASHUTOSH7]

@marineravin Why??

[ASHUTOSH PAREEK @PAREEKASHUTOSH7]

@LavinDaswani @Moongupta8 @aayushkant566 @wtf_keshav @introvert_hu_ji @DesiMemesTweets @rathor7_ Bhai in a good way 😊 🙌