@ochiamos The amount of MPESAs I'd send in 24 hours would be hilarious.
We'd be so terrible at it, we'd meet at our cells and just laugh at how mediocre we are at crime.๐
I cant imagine having that amount in the house na nimekaa tu.
I'd just start immediate research on how to invest this in crypto etc, walk around window shopping and putting down payments on random things.
Ntashikwa tu the same day. ๐
I'm realizing that corruption is not a route for me. The 65M he was caught with can purchase at least three of those maisonettes in Syokimau. I can't do delayed gratification to avoid raising eyebrows. Ningekuwa Karen tayari. Kama court attendance ya 5K ndio 2500 napeleka G-Spot.
We broke down the full Finance Bill 2026, explaining the key proposals in detail and what the impact of the proposed taxes will be on Kenyans and businesses in Kenya. Full video on YouTube https://t.co/HoAYYb49hf
The irony of "God Did It" on the TV stand aside, those of us who do ELC/NET Litigation know how an Urban Planning officer acquires such cash in suitcases.
If you know, you definitely know.
EACC detectives have raided the home of Nairobi County Chief Officer for Urban Planning, Patrick Analo, in an ongoing graft probe, recovering a substantial amount of cash and documents.
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The boys must have had their water bottles, lost several of them and the parents couldnt keep up with replacing them anymore.
Juala ndio Jayden will take care of.
Bora amekunywa maji...๐
"Why do Americans think that their lives are more important than the lives of Kenyans?"
My CNN report on the public opposition to an Ebola isolation facility for Americans in Kenya
There is something inane that the government does to intellectuals when they cross to that side. We see it with JOs et al and the medical industry wil not be an exception.
My flabber continues to be gasted.
@kelvinopere1 Ooh I get it.
That stuff has a way of just getting to your head. It's also equally easier to judge from outside looking in.
But conscience wise, do you think it's that easy for one to completely forget your intellectual capabilites that fast to just be a bootlicker?