Hunter’s Moon Respector

The Worst Football Bettor In America

[Hunter’s Moon Respector @PARecSpecs]

Trump: Jesus Christ is my Lord and savior

Jesus: Donald Trump is an awful human

Trump: never cared for Jesus. Totally overrated savior

[Lucas Sanders 👊🏽🔥🇺🇸 @LucasSa56947288]

Here’s Benny Hill version:

[elena @grnformicatable]

abandon your boy

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

New Tyler Robinson posts leaked to me tell a very different story than you've heard before:
https://t.co/kI8EhweRwO

[Jackson McNeal @manimal14]

Rich Eisen this entire game:

[Ian Rapoport @RapSheet]

🚨 🚨 🚨

The #Cowboys are trading All-Pro Micah Parsons to the #Packers & they agreed to a 4-year, $188M deal done by @DavidMulugheta and @AndreOdom of @AthletesFirst including $136M gtd, per me, @TomPelissero & @SlaterNFL.

At $47M per year, Parsons is the highest-paid non-QB in history and nets 2 1st rounders for Dallas.

[Hunter’s Moon Respector @PARecSpecs]

Kal-Lbs

[U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement @ICEgov]

TV’s former “man of steel” Dean Cain runs through the obstacle course during training to become an ICE officer at the Federal Law Enforcement Training Center in Georgia.

https://t.co/R6CcwFbFgD

[Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @ReichlinMelnick]

This is beyond parody.

[Hunter’s Moon Respector @PARecSpecs]

Jerry doesn’t believe in the x’s and o’s but rather the charisma of the head coach and so he hires [checks notes] Dave Campo, Jason Garrett, Chan Gailey and Mike McCarthy. incredible stuff

[Jon Machota @jonmachota]

Cowboys owner Jerry Jones and EVP Stephen Jones in the Netflix series “America’s Team” on what they look for in a coach

[Hunter’s Moon Respector @PARecSpecs]

@SlaterNFL 12 Monkeys is a great time travel show

[Acyn @Acyn]

Trump: People were taken out of the spa, hired by Epstein… I told him we don’t want you taking our people, whether it’s spa or not spa. He did it again, I said out of here.

Reporter: Was one of the stolen people Virginia Giuffre?

Trump: I think so. He stole her.

[Nick Harris @NickHarrisFWST]

Baylor’s Dave Aranda just gave one of the most bizarre answers to a question I think I’ve ever heard

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

And nothing of value was lost

[Sondre Bjørn @SondreBjorn]

Fuck it.
Entire "Mama I'm Coming Home" from Ozzy's final set.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Ozzy Osbourne has sadly passed away at the age of 76.

[Prof Sarah-Jayne Blakemore @sjblakemore]

I was explaining to my Ukrainian colleague the phrase ‘There’s no such thing as a free lunch’. She told me the equivalent in Ukrainian is ‘The only free cheese is in the mousetrap’ - which is so much better

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

Malik Beasley going coast-to-coast with 5 seconds left to cut the lead from 9 to 7.

The spread was +8.5 😭

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

When I was a teenager I was super depressed and my best friend told me if I ever killed myself he would play American Badass by Kid Rock at my funeral and tell everyone it was my favorite song and it’s kept me alive until this day.