PATG Alt Facts

Alternative facts about the world's foremost libertarian comedy podcast, @PukeAndTheGang.

[kyle @KRYLETX]

I would seriously put this whole Olive Garden breadstick up my ass rn

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Nick keeps making edits to the Wikipedia article, "Mandela Effect" commenting, "It really used to be this way!" and they never get the irony

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If Andrew were writing a graphic novel for Puke & The Gang, he would probably actually use the font face Comic Sans.

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Andrew threw a grenade and killed 34 people. Then, it exploded.

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Nick finally memorized the route to Andrew's house, after he drew of map of it in Minecraft.

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Nick's favorite scene in The Godfather was "Leave the gun. Take the Rapeseed oil".

[Kendal @SoKaciella]

"@okvanny: Sex in the Olive Garden bathroom"imma shove a bread stick up ya ass

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Nick has a secret Instagram account that he just uses to LIKE photos of peninsulas from space.

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Andrew's favorite civil disobedience activist is Lemme Kno from Epic Meal Time.

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Puke must consult with Tom and the Bias-Free Language Guide to see when it is politically safe to play the "I love Nazis!" drop again.

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Nick misses the good old days when someone could plow thru a crowd w/a car, and the first conclusion wasn't always it's probably terrorism.

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Nick has been squatting on the domain "https://t.co/jWHoiFFHCI"

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Alternative Alternative Fact: PATG guest, Jacob, is a nice guy IRL, but SAVAGE on facebook.

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Puke wonders how Mike Pence got the VP nomination. Nick is probably the only one with the courage to ask him face-to-face.

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In 2014, Andrew composed a song called, "Shoot the Bastards". It's about how to handle fast food workers who mess up your order.

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Puke's most bizarre sexual fascination is the one bad malted-milk ball at the bottom of the box.

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Puke can recite the military-related holidays backwards. Nick thinks they are ska band album names.

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A mysterious Puke & The Gang Guest referred to his own man-meat as "The Boston Marathon". Why he did this is a mystery……