Lɪɴᴅᴀ

`` We're going to get you. We're going to get you. Not another peep. Time to go to sleep. .. ``

Mun is 18

ɪɴᴅ. ᴘᴏʀᴛʀᴀʏᴀʟ ᴏғ Lɪɴᴅᴀ

[Lɪɴᴅᴀ @PAUKDEVOSHKA]

`` .. Wʜᴀᴛ ... Hᴀᴘᴘᴇɴᴇᴅ... Wʜᴇʀᴇ ᴀᴍ I?? ``

Iɴᴅ. Pᴏʀᴛʀᴀʏᴀʟ ᴏғ Lɪɴᴅᴀ

[ #EDRP x #MVRP ]

[Lɪɴᴅᴀ @PAUKDEVOSHKA]

`` Ironic....the name of my dead boyfriend...``

[𝔸𝕊ℍ𝔼𝕊 𝕋𝕆 𝔸𝕊ℍ𝔼𝕊 @darkpromisedone]

"It's Ash.
And by the way, you are equally a pain in the nether regions, lady."

[Lɪɴᴅᴀ @PAUKDEVOSHKA]

`` That doesn't claim shit, demon. ``

[𝔸𝕊ℍ𝔼𝕊 𝕋𝕆 𝔸𝕊ℍ𝔼𝕊 @darkpromisedone]

"Me. I'm the sign."

[Lɪɴᴅᴀ @PAUKDEVOSHKA]

@SPIDERSAUCIER `` I get it, I get it... Customer service is a bitch. ``

Letting out a sigh.

`` Sugar ... Two tablespoons. ``

Rubbing her temples a little. She's had a headache for a while.

[Lɪɴᴅᴀ @PAUKDEVOSHKA]

`` Your woods? There has yet to be a sign this land has been claimed by anything. ``

[𝔸𝕊ℍ𝔼𝕊 𝕋𝕆 𝔸𝕊ℍ𝔼𝕊 @darkpromisedone]

"Me? You have trespassed into my woods and I have been nothing but hospitable to you."

[Lɪɴᴅᴀ @PAUKDEVOSHKA]

`` ...I'm talking about you! Are you dense?? ``

[𝔸𝕊ℍ𝔼𝕊 𝕋𝕆 𝔸𝕊ℍ𝔼𝕊 @darkpromisedone]

He looked around in hope to see anyone fitting the characteristics that she mentioned.

[Lɪɴᴅᴀ @PAUKDEVOSHKA]

`` I only to it to evil bastards and pricks who won't leave me alone..``

[𝔸𝕊ℍ𝔼𝕊 𝕋𝕆 𝔸𝕊ℍ𝔼𝕊 @darkpromisedone]

"If you greet everyone in this manner, you will not make it far."

[Lɪɴᴅᴀ @PAUKDEVOSHKA]

`` It was a warning..``

Grabbing the axe, pointing it at him.

`` Who even are you besides a pain in the ass. ``

[𝔸𝕊ℍ𝔼𝕊 𝕋𝕆 𝔸𝕊ℍ𝔼𝕊 @darkpromisedone]

He didn't flinch.

"You missed."

[Lɪɴᴅᴀ @PAUKDEVOSHKA]

Groaning, throwing her axe into the tree beside him as a warning.

`` I've had enough of you...``

Walking over to retrieve her axe.

[𝔸𝕊ℍ𝔼𝕊 𝕋𝕆 𝔸𝕊ℍ𝔼𝕊 @darkpromisedone]

Ash stared in disbelief then burst into laughter.

[Lɪɴᴅᴀ @PAUKDEVOSHKA]

`` THINK FAST CHUCKLENUTS! ``

One swing and there goes that Deadites head.

[Lɪɴᴅᴀ @PAUKDEVOSHKA]

`` I'm purifying the grave...so that bastard doesn't rise ... Deal with it. ``

Grabbing her bag and putting the bottle in before slinging it over her shoulder.

[𝔸𝕊ℍ𝔼𝕊 𝕋𝕆 𝔸𝕊ℍ𝔼𝕊 @darkpromisedone]

He threw his hands in the air.

"What are you doing?!

You are ruining a perfectly good snack!"

[Lɪɴᴅᴀ @PAUKDEVOSHKA]

`` ... I'm getting tired of your banter .. go away ... ``

Making a shooing motion with her hand, pulling out a bottle of holy water and sprinkling it on the grave.

[𝔸𝕊ℍ𝔼𝕊 𝕋𝕆 𝔸𝕊ℍ𝔼𝕊 @darkpromisedone]

His brows raised in amusement.
"Messy with my body? Do tell more."

[Lɪɴᴅᴀ @PAUKDEVOSHKA]

`` You're starting to piss me off, Demon....go back to hell before I get messy with your body...``

A glare is given .. his voice sounds so .. familiar.

[𝔸𝕊ℍ𝔼𝕊 𝕋𝕆 𝔸𝕊ℍ𝔼𝕊 @darkpromisedone]

His scarred lips widened into a smirk. "I like some old-fashioned dirty talk. What else have you got for me?"

[Lɪɴᴅᴀ @PAUKDEVOSHKA]

`` Cut the sarcasm demon... You going to make this easy or make this hard? Take the route, dick biter. ``

Ready to throw her axe at the demon that's far from her.

[𝔸𝕊ℍ𝔼𝕊 𝕋𝕆 𝔸𝕊ℍ𝔼𝕊 @darkpromisedone]

He clapped slowly.
"What a selfless act. The mark of a true savior of mankind. I'm so touched I almost forgot that I was starving."

[Lɪɴᴅᴀ @PAUKDEVOSHKA]

`` I should have been the one to die in the cabin...but no...I was the unlucky fool to kill friends ..

To kill the man I loved ...

Because of that damn book...``

Eyes looking at the apartment complex.

`` ...I changed ...after that day ... It wasn't good ...``

[Lɪɴᴅᴀ @PAUKDEVOSHKA]

`` I love you so much, Ashley...``

[ʜᴀɪʟ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴋɪɴɢ, ʙᴀʙʏ @onearmedbastard]

*hugging her tightly*

[Lɪɴᴅᴀ @PAUKDEVOSHKA]

`` That's true...

Not exactly your everyday think to see your dead ex. ``

[𝐅𝐮𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐌𝐫𝐬 𝐖𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐚𝐦𝐬 @AlNTADAMSEL]

"Hes just...adjusting.
Its all very fresh for him, you know."

[Lɪɴᴅᴀ @PAUKDEVOSHKA]

`` Unless you like eating Deadites, I'm doing the neighboring city a favor so the thing doesn't breed more into existence. ``

[𝔸𝕊ℍ𝔼𝕊 𝕋𝕆 𝔸𝕊ℍ𝔼𝕊 @darkpromisedone]

"I'm hungry and you took away my dinner. For your sake, I hope you have a very good reason for doing that."

[Lɪɴᴅᴀ @PAUKDEVOSHKA]

Looking at the man, her heart racing as she readied herself.

`` Anything dark you may have planned...``

[𝔸𝕊ℍ𝔼𝕊 𝕋𝕆 𝔸𝕊ℍ𝔼𝕊 @darkpromisedone]

"Stop me from what?"
There he was standing in the pale moonlight in a form of a man. Piercing red eyes buried into her soul.

[Lɪɴᴅᴀ @PAUKDEVOSHKA]

`` Ashley...``

Hugging him tightly and swinging him around.

[ʜᴀɪʟ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴋɪɴɢ, ʙᴀʙʏ @onearmedbastard]

Yeah!

*smiling at her*

[Lɪɴᴅᴀ @PAUKDEVOSHKA]

`` Whatever I can to stop you ... Now show yourself, or are you too much of a coward...``

Gripping onto her axe, glaring into the dark around her.

[𝔸𝕊ℍ𝔼𝕊 𝕋𝕆 𝔸𝕊ℍ𝔼𝕊 @darkpromisedone]

He watched on, amused.
"What are you expecting to accomplish with that toothpick of yours?"