Doug Pond

Samaritan, and slumlord

[Doug Pond @PAVE_DAGE]

@katebarstool Tsp has borderline unbeatable expense ratios probably better than what barstool offers. You just need the right C/S/I mix. You don’t really need to rollover feel free to DM for more details (USMC 7532 O-4)

[Doug Pond @PAVE_DAGE]

@BenjaminSolak @SheilKapadia Need you to shoehorn in an avatar reference this week. Brandon Graham confirmed white lotus member btw

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Hell fucking yes

[DrewFrog @DrewFrogger]

I don’t use this verbiage often but this is a whole vibe. simple as that

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

Social issues are where most Americans are out of step with both the base of the left and the right. Most people don’t want to live in a Christian monarchy or commune of pansexual witches.

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

Well if Jay Paterno dosen't beleve that a secretive regime has covered up decades of human rites abuses thats good enough for me https://t.co/pCtkUHRRvt

[Doug Pond @PAVE_DAGE]

@Pena_dt Killed a thenn and a white walker, even stole his crazy dads sword... huge grapes on him. The surgery on Jorah Mormont might have been the bravest thing he’s done

[Doug Pond @PAVE_DAGE]

@BarstoolBigCat #Thoughtsandprayers

[Jimmy Kempski @JimmyKempski]

If any decision makers at airlines are listening, please be upfront about how long a flight is going to be delayed instead of delaying it an extra half hour 8 times when you know full well it isn’t taking off at your new estimated time. Thank you.

[Doug Pond @PAVE_DAGE]

@BuenosNoschese @Flyguy2stackz Burton to Foles

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Congratulations to the Philadelphia Eagles on a great Super Bowl victory!

[/// @m3Iooo]

After Wentz tore his ACL

Wentz: 1 TD and 0 INTs
Dak: 0 TDs and 4 INTs

[Brian Westbrook @36westbrook]

Back in '96 I partially tore my ACL during summer practice. I had to get it scoped and with 5 weeks of rehab I was able to play with a brace. #ISTILLHAVEHOPE!!

[maurice @tallmaurice]

FOH CARSON WENTZ THE BEST QB ON EARTH WITH HEALTHY NECK BONES FIGHT ME

[maurice @tallmaurice]

2018-19 SIXERS!

PG: BEN SIMMONS
SG: MARKELLE FULTZ
SF: PAUL GEORGE
PF: LEBRON JAMES
C: JOEL "THE PROCE$$" EMBIID

[maurice @tallmaurice]

JuJu's celebration was a DBZ Kamehameha and not a Street Fighter Hadoken since he took time to draw energy from the universe duh c'mon folks

[Doug Pond @PAVE_DAGE]

@Spence_Jam @nicholasgarrard

[Doug Pond @PAVE_DAGE]

@neiltyson Go!!!

[Jay Philips @JayPhilips1075]

Wow. That's all I've got. Let's talk Monday. I'm gonna pop a cold beer. #Gamecocks

[South Carolina Gamecocks @GamecocksOnline]

#GAMECOCKS #ForeverToThee

[KFC @KFCBarstool]

Somebody sub in the Barstool intern who looks like this guy who nobody knows his name! https://t.co/vJdwfK9Wxe