Paul Allen 💙

UX copywriter, gamer and ale fiend.

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Just tried to set up a regular overpayment on my Lloyds mortgage. Absolute nightmare, terrible UX, misleading instructions.

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@Vibroseis Well, it was filmed in Walthamstow.

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@Baddiel Rishi’s having a bad D:Ream

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@TR_Smith @ADalrymple @Vibroseis It’s more likely I was looking at Dinah’s keyboard. I suspect that’s where Covid actually came from.

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@mattm_82 @TheFoz @fesshole The mums are silver and the nans are gold

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Seond day in a row I’ve hit an anagram at attempt 2. Wordle 945 3/6

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Symmetry. Never guessed an anagram of the solution before. Wordle 944 3/6

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@Sarah_Kendall Tut, and say ‘well, that’s typical’.

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@CaptainHippo Interested to see who gets the role for the Amazon series.

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@CaptainHippo You’re making me miss that grumpy old bastard…

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@CaptainHippo When you make it to Ragnarok, no pressure but…

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@Vibroseis If those payments weren’t for them, they’d insist on means-testing.

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Wordle 752 2/6

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@Vibroseis I wonder what happens to anyone caught red-handed while butt-fucking the mortgage market?

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@Vibroseis Do the gorillas know you’ve nicked their tape?

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Really enjoying #humanitygame on PS5. Best puzzle game since Inside.

[HUMANITY - 🎮 Available NOW @HumanityGame]

It's been about a week since launch and more reviews have been coming in 🔥

Thanks to everyone who has checked out Humanity so far.

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@shadowfax1804 As Ser Davos Seaworth once noted: “Nothing fucks you as hard as time.”

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@Vibroseis Thats called a ‘chicken surprise’.