Peanut Butter Conspiracy

Stickin’ food in my jeans. I reach my goals the old fashioned way: by out-waiting everyone else. Aspiring Boy Band Dadager.

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@yegwave Yawn

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@LeviteWarrior @maddenifico @kinsellawarren lol.

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@YaBoyCoots Oilers fan here. Fantastic goal. Incredible.

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@punt_rd They always have been.

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@TruthSeek01011 Yawn. This grasping on straws regarding a hockey game is getting boring.

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@EddieTrunk @rockhall It’s an incredible list!

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@marcorandazza Trump shit his pants again today.

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@RealSpitfire @rockchannelcurl If a curling violation is cheating, then 6 hockey players on the ice is cheating. So, sure.

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@VeryBannable @rockchannelcurl What image?

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@RobSchneider No.

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Formal invitation sent to the women’s hockey team,,; but if anyone knows someone with them,,, have them reach out to my great at the email in my bio.

Let’s do this,!!!

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@pedsscrub @RollingStone

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@RDog861 @WhiteHouse @NBCOlympics Ooof.

You re-read this before you posted it?

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@MakarTruther98

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@schenn4jvr @kingCanadian31 @CDonnick1

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@kurri_jari Stretch

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@YEGdeal @VirtanenTatu The arrow in this photo you just posted is literally pointing to where the blade is touching the blue.

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@erik_thorvalds Your underwear is tainted. Go bathe.

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@erik_thorvalds @JodyDahrouge You’ve stretching this one.

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@Abrams_Lake @RedWingDiehards Still a high stick. Embellished, yup. High stick yup.