Peeba

Programmer/Actor/Singer who mostly retweets funny nonsense. Deeply middle-aged.

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@brianloveswords D) Extension cord to the neighbors'

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My string trimmer has an edging mode, but it doesn't work; it made me cum instantly

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When I first had a kid, one thing I looked forward to was sharing some of my favorite childhood movies with her. Now she's the same age when my parents let me see stuff like Ghostbusters and The Goonies and I think I had bad parents.

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@Canageek @decafjedi In a different context it would be a decent puzzle. But it needs a good motivation and a goofier setting. It really doesn't work in a fairly serious game, done so that a protagonist who has more important things to do can get a cooler bike.

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@edzitron Dressing up like a tired Greg Page

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It seems like Michael Collins got a raw deal because he had to stay behind in the lunar lander but he definitely became the first person to crank one out on the moon and Neil and Buzz can never take that away from him

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@edzitron Anecdotal but I haven't heard much about Zoom in the last six months or so. They were practically a generic trademark a year ago.

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@Dienne_7 @WhiteHouse Well you have to add on the sixteen cents we saved on the fourth of July cookouts

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People use the phrase "baby steps" to indicate going slowly and cautiously, but babies learning to walk are trying their hardest and taking risks, and ultimately make a huge change. So in a world where socialized medicine exists, this is not baby steps; this is bullshit.

[The White House 46 Archived @WhiteHouse46]

The President's Build Back Better Agenda will save 9 million Americans an average of $50 per person, per month, by lowering health insurance premiums. That's a big deal.

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@edzitron Have Richard Belzer show up in the first crossover episode to bless it

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@KeithRockhold @Iron_Spike Of course she wasn't a threat to the cop; he had a gun and training. She was a threat to the unarmed congresspeople and staffers the cop was tasked with defending. She was one of a whole mob trying to break through. What the cop do, keep talking when the room is breached?

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@Biff_Jerkie @niytrogen @AGuyWhoDraws Keeled over in the middle of being a witch in a Garfield cartoon

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@Biff_Jerkie @niytrogen @AGuyWhoDraws VAs can keep going for a long time; June Foray worked until she was about 97

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How TF are "gas giants" planets and Pluto isn't; stand on a fart and then you can tell me Jupiter is a fucking planet

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@allsundayjelly @tropicanapussy Sorry, no idea. I only got this secondhand through Twitter; again he hasn't been in anything I'm interested in in a while so I didn't seek out any details.

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@allsundayjelly @tropicanapussy He's in a homophobic church that does conversion therapy; might have been some other stuff but I didn't follow too closely because the last thing I watched him in was parks and rec

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@gregkellyusa Love his work but maybe now he should call himself OLD MC!!!!!!!

[Patches @mostly_cheese]

Instead of “sorry for the delay,” write “thank you for your patience.” In lieu of “apologies for the oversight,” write “if you’re so perfect why don’t you fucken do it.”

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@pocketsonlizzo @fuglyhotti @tinawuvsdubz Who is asking you for dick pics when they know you're mourning; we need receipts