Paddy Bruvo

[Paddy Bruvo @PBruvo]

@MeowBlocks Genuinely aged 10 years. I don't want him to go out like this. I wanna be able to tune in to his stream in 2045 and see a 64 year-old DSP begging for tips to afford his heart medication.

[Paddy Bruvo @PBruvo]

@poems_past Why so heated, Phil? Earlier today you said that online stuff doesn't matter, only things in real life do.

[Paddy Bruvo @PBruvo]

@poems_past Congrats to DSP on breaking the laws of thermodynamics.

[Paddy Bruvo @PBruvo]

@poems_past It's a bit conspiratorial, but also very weird. Furbs was in ALT's chat getting attention right before he did the Kick unbans, and then about an hour later Raw was banned.

[Paddy Bruvo @PBruvo]

@waxdeity @poems_past He's a narcissist who wants to flaunt his material goods, but he doesn't want his detractors making fun of his spending. In his dented mind, this lie is better than the truth.

[Paddy Bruvo @PBruvo]

@poems_past He's such a rube. His adjustable dumbbells and bench are total fine for a guy his age trying to be healthier. But no, let's burn a bunch of money on a Temu-brand all-in-one machine that he'll struggle to assemble and then probably break.

[Paddy Bruvo @PBruvo]

@BossMoz Was this the old theprp board? Good times. They went from "obviously a fake leak to throw people off" to "this is pretty good actually" to never talking about the album again in the span of several weeks.

[Paddy Bruvo @PBruvo]

@poems_past His excuse for not doing stuff is always "I don't have time for that, I'm so busy". Then when given the time, he's suddenly not busy at all. Curious.

[Paddy Bruvo @PBruvo]

@PhaseConnect What a huge unforced error. Those who were outraged don't want your apologies, they just want to be mad and virtue-signal. You've placated no one, thrown your own talent under the bus, and angered your own fans. Embarrassing.

[Paddy Bruvo @PBruvo]

@poems_past Mature adults with wives don't have hobbies or male friends. An autistic millennial raised on a diet of 80s/90s television level understanding of relationships.

[Paddy Bruvo @PBruvo]

@poems_past This fact that he spent thousands on 'upgrading' his setup only to now have to move and adjust things all the time is classic DSP.

[Paddy Bruvo @PBruvo]

@Alan_Couzens The average person who spends 8 hours a day on their feet, let alone doing physical labor, for their job is not going to do over an hour of exercise every day. Making that the requirement for "basic shape" is a form of gate-keeping that dissuades people from starting exercise.

[Paddy Bruvo @PBruvo]

@MeowBlocks I don't think even HE knows what games he enjoys anymore. He can't separate his enjoyment of a game from the dopamine of tips and donations.

[Paddy Bruvo @PBruvo]

@poems_past "Repeating the same mistakes and expecting different results" describes his strategy in most games, but it's been extra obvious in this. Zero attempt to assess what he's doing wrong or to change things up.

[Paddy Bruvo @PBruvo]

@EepySleepyCh Worth it, that was peak.

[Paddy Bruvo @PBruvo]

@poems_past That pressure on your right side is your enlarged alcoholic liver, Phil.

[Paddy Bruvo @PBruvo]

@poems_past It's so funny that he thinks the $5k is an actual offer, rather than just LTG's way of telling Phil to f- off.

[Paddy Bruvo @PBruvo]

@nicholasdeorio Obviously because they never interact with any normal people.

[Paddy Bruvo @PBruvo]

@poems_past It's crazy how he's conditioned his dents and himself into thinking that begging like this is normal stream content. Literally no other video game streamer that I'm aware of does this nonsense.

[Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee]

Republicans will spam the empathy heatmap and then say you need to prioritize some shitty town you've never been to over your own family's financial wellbeing.