COMELEC PCOS machine

I am a PCOS machine that's part of the Philippines' automated elections.

*a satire account not affiliated with @COMELEC or baby @jabjimenez

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Good news: PCOS machines now have LTE.

Bad news: LTE means Late Transmission Elections.

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As of 2PM, its now 5 hours until voting ends & 10 hours till liquor ban ends. COMELEC Smartmatic afterparty will b at Solaire. Winners only.

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Voter : “Vote wisely!”
Candidate: “Bought wisely!”

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Sorry na, PCOS machine lang.

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Relax guys, I heard later today Supreme Court will issue a TRO against PCOS machines breaking down.

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To ensure that we don’t spit out your vote this morning, pls have foodpacks, cellphone load, and coffee ready for us. ;)

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Hai guys! Remember that the universal hashtag for today’s elections is #halalanphvotejuanelectionsvotewiselyeleksyon2013

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In S&R right now with @ChairBrillantes, @jabjimenez, and @cesarfz. Buying “supplies” ;)

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Slow news day.

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♪ Happy Birthday to me, I belong to the zoo, with the monkeys and the donkeys... ♫ oh wait thats called COMELEC.

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It's now exactly 12 o' clock in my internal clock. Happy New Year everyone!!!ü

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People have been asking if I am tweeting for @iamhubertwebb. I am willing to answer that question...

... after 19 years.

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FYI, Liquor Ban is officially over. But so is the weekend. Back to work today, but on d bright side, at least _you_ have a job.

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@DaphneOP no PCOS machines tomorrow ma'am. So prepare to not be entertained.

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As you all enjoy ur 3-day weekend coz of barangay elections, never forget that there are some who have 7-day weekends, and no job. Like me.

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PNP is giving away free Pulutan from today until Monday. To avail, just send your complete address, headcount, & current drink to @PNPGovPH.

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Reminder, Liquor Ban is now in effect for u "persons". Me on d other hand, am gonna grab a drink. Still can't believe I'm useless on Monday.

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This Monday, pls vote wisely! Don't just vote for d guy who brought d ati-atihan to ur street. Seriously, don't vote for him. He's annoying.

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#freecarlosceldran coz I'm going out of town this weekend and I need a tourguide.