Patient Care Tech

[CNA-hole @CNAComedy]

The key to happiness is a clean crotch.

Say I'm lyin.

[𝙰𝚕𝚢𝚜𝚜𝚊 @alyssarusch]

having a night from hell!!! #hospitalprobs

[CNA-hole @CNAComedy]

When other professions call in sick it's no big deal. When a CNA calls in, there's verbal threats , 2 cat fights, and a public crucifixion.

[Becky @NarcissistBeck]

A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.

[EDgnome @ERgnome]

Pt:"I stopped breathing for an hour"
Doc:"That's a long time"
Pt:"Sometimes I don't breath for a day"
😳😳😳

[EDgnome @ERgnome]

Pt:"My kids were fighting so I told them my sugar was low and passed out"
Doc:"Use another trick next time, this is your 4th visit this wk"😡

[Intub8r @CRNA2018]

Let's see what working in the ER on a #FullMoon is all about

[Mel @Melllllx3]

I can't even fathom the thought of working per diem when I go back to school...gonna be such a broke bitch #nursingschoolprobs

[EDgnome @ERgnome]

Pt:"I want x-rays of my hands & feet to look for shingles"
Doc:"This is where I WebMD might benefit us for a change"
😳😳😳😳

[CNA-hole @CNAComedy]

You can spot a nursing home employee a mile away. They are the ones YELLING WHEN THEY TALK.

[Patient Care Tech @PCT__problems]

Having no voice at the end of your shift because you screamed at your "hard of hearing" patients all night. #PCTproblems

[Tara Nosek @tnosek1]

I could probably write a book of stuff that happens at work and people would probably think I was exaggerating @CNAComedy

[ρяєѕтσи~🙄 @Night_ER_Ninja]

If you take insulin and don't eat, then your blood glucose bottoms out and you almost die; you're doing it wrong.

[ER Nurse @talesfromtheer]

Pt: I smoke as many cigarette butts as I can find.

[ρяєѕтσи~🙄 @Night_ER_Ninja]

There is a guy here, 27 years old, that is requesting a rectal exam with a prostrate check~!

What. The. Fuck~😳

[ρяєѕтσи~🙄 @Night_ER_Ninja]

A pt just came in via EMS with the CC: Starvation.
Not homeless~

They are a frequent flyer.
They REALLY like our sandwiches. 😖

[Elizabeth Holzman @LizzieX79]

Working in healthcare has made me want to take care of myself because I see what CAN happen. I wish ALL ppl could see/get that.

[Emily Sievert @EmilySievert]

The only reason I ever want kids is so I don't end up in a nursing home #CNAproblems #isthatweird