Ps. Carl R. Christlove

Pastor | Wise financial & political commentator | Meme-apologist | Loves Christ | Fictive persona (but truly a Christian)

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I am starting a new service. Comment under this post and I will answer with a passage from the bible that is relevant to your unique personal situation.

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@alfkkifine No, men do not get terrified by a beautiful woman like this. That is just in the media.

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@dqveed You obviously fell for bait.

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@bankertobuilder I know this is satire but I actually really dislike the old floors. I would prefer the option to the right.

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@AtheistTakes Why doesn't the atheist have to disprove these hundreds of gods then?

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@DrDobberstein This is idiotic. Psychopaths and sadists will still be psychopaths and sadists so the daughters will need to be protected either way.

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@SteveSkojec You just keep baiting. Even younger millenials grew up with those things.

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@SteveSkojec

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@MasterMaliq Yeah they just treat women like this instead.

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@WW3finalboss All respect to him.

But I mean, who has sugar in their coffee? How is that one of the things to bring up?

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@dumbgayretard Yeah it's weird

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@Provokethoughtz Well, this is retarded. But also, who says you are the bad guy? This seems like an atheist persecution fantasy.

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@White_Amercan Why should she not be carrying?

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@HazelAppleyard I.mean this is obviously fake.

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@AtheistTakes @ThePaddedMeowth "If I were God I would do it like this"

Yeah... you are not God and you are flawed so obviously you would not have the same plan.

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@Ylliaster @HazelAppleyard You wouldn't walk around naked in your own home?

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@Belrikus @DillyDawe @HazelAppleyard If you have the choice between a man and a woman and choose a man you are gay. I will die on this hill.

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@PlantRobinson Wow, another atheist misunderstanding the point. What a surprise.

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@sathyashrii Of course not, this is stupid.

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@elormkdaniel That is nonsense.

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@DJh4to @darwintojesus I don't see what the problem is. You are describing the perfect atheist.