Dave Johnson

Working far too many hours for too little money moving 4-wheeled things around the UK. Otherwise cycling. Instagram-davejpd31

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@Footinit As long as he doesn’t choose Borat at the last minute to be different

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@00julesj Repeatedly stuck on the M6 through Cheshire 🙁🤬

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Bit blustery this evening for trying to hold a camera stable, still…obligatory full moon picture. #fullmoon #astropics #moon #autumnskies

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So you pop out to take some photos of the local half marathon and realise, after about the 1000th shot, that your right arm has stopped working 😬🤕. #rookieerror. #rugbyhalfmarathon

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@sehrishlyy 12

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@filmstofilms_ Wayne was 100% deserving of that award…..

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RIP 🙁

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@Sonderisfon Put the kettle on

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Middle finger to the world today….

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Er, no thank you 😂.

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@FunMovieTVFan Prison

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Radio 4 Extra to close……😔

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@wmsmediaonx Clear winner in my book…..

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No result listed…..

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@EpicPost_0 The dog being euthanised in The Fly 2

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From some dude named "Luke" on Fakebook ( I laughed out loud on this one):

"Fuck my life , Before anyone starts, no, she’s not been neglected, abandoned or rescued from a shipwreck in the North Atlantic. The daft little bastard has been out in the garden, in the rain. She’s got an entire house to sit in. Warm beds, soft blankets, central heating, food on demand and two fully grown idiots who wait on her like she’s the fucking Queen of England. But no. Apparently today was the perfect day to go outside and audition for the role of a drowned Victorian orphan. And rather than dry herself off somewhere sensible, she’s dragged her soaking wet carcass upstairs and collapsed on the bedding like she’s just walked 400 miles through enemy territory to deliver an urgent message from the front. Look at her!! She looks like somebody’s tried to clean a chimney with a fucking toilet brush.
And the expression on her face!!! Like the humans are the bastards responsible for the weather!!
I’m half expecting her to cough up a tiny bit of seawater and whisper, “Tell my story.” £50 says she’ll be demanding Dreamies within the hour. Has anybody else got a cat with absolutely no survival instincts, or have we somehow adopted the world’s first waterproofing failure with whiskers?"

Just had to share. I laughed so hard!

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@chinnychick X7 or possibly iXM. Two of the most pointless vehicle out there

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@BlondiieMama Loads of us seems to have it…..I’m 4 days in now 🤢

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@popwavesx Good old Harriet……#greenwing

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This bloody bug isn’t going away….even my scalp is painful now 🥵😷