Pete Cohen

[Pete Cohen @PDCohen206]

@united delayed my flight 4hrs before canceling due to onboard computer issues, causing me an overnight stay. They just sent me a check for $16 to compensate me for the inconvenience.

[Pete Cohen @PDCohen206]

@awilkinson @readwiseio save thread

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

I can’t believe I have to say this, but please don’t drink bleach.

[Pete Cohen @PDCohen206]

@NBCSports San Siro champions league final

[Pete Cohen @PDCohen206]

@Stranahans was hoping to ring in the new year with your whiskey but can’t get the cap off. Total disappointment

[Pete Cohen @PDCohen206]

.@AirCanada finally delivers a flight on time. And loses my bag in the process. If it’s not one thing, it’s the next. At some point I should take responsibility for flying an airline that is incapable of delivering a painless experience

[Pete Cohen @PDCohen206]

@AirCanada Hi Sam, if only your hopes could fly, then I’d ride them to Tokyo since your planes can’t.

[Pete Cohen @PDCohen206]

@AirCanada Playbook:
Delay flight 1hr. Delay flight another hour. Delay flight a third hour. Cancel flight. That way you maximize inconvenience to passengers whose money you’ve already stolen

[Pete Cohen @PDCohen206]

.@AirCanada delays a flight 26hrs and waits til the last minute to inspect the baggage they’ve been holding overnight. More delays. More excellent work.

[Pete Cohen @PDCohen206]

@AirCanada https://t.co/VXe9HeTNV9 this is the plane we were waiting on. Why wouldn’t this be canceled before we spend 5hrs waiting in the airport?

[Pete Cohen @PDCohen206]

When @AirCanada insists on doing announcements 1 by 1 on plans for a canceled flight, leave it to this hero to take matters into her own hands

[Pete Cohen @PDCohen206]

@eldabt @AmericanAir Did the breaks work? As long as they did, really is none of your business. Don't tell the pilot how to do his job.

[Pete Cohen @PDCohen206]

@Budget - 2 people working your HNL location. Waited 1.5hrs. Beauty of the reservation is that u know exactly how many ppl are coming & when

[Pete Cohen @PDCohen206]

@AirCanada delayed 3 hrs without reason/announcement but they are giving $10 meal vouchers to make up for missed connections #problemsolved

[Gobi Straps @GobiStraps]

Deep Thought of the Day: There isn't a "Trump" Budweiser or a "Clinton" Budweiser. There's only an "AMERICA" @budweiser. #electionday

[Pete Cohen @PDCohen206]

@espnSteveLevy root for Iowa a little harder you whiny bitch

[Gobi Straps @GobiStraps]

In honor of #ColoradoDay, a gorgeous sunset over #Breckenridge. Around every turn is another epic view #optoutside

[Pete Cohen @PDCohen206]

Hey @SouthwestAir, three consecutive flights canceled.

[Pete Cohen @PDCohen206]

2 consecutive flights canceled. Great work @SouthwestAir. At least you delayed us for 2hrs to keep up the suspense!

[Gobi Straps @GobiStraps]

#tbt to our #telluride temp home. Only 342 days til another weekend full of #beer & #bluegrass but who’s counting?