BREAKING!!! It is being reported the Cracked Goods have leaked this horrific virus into America due to their fear of getting embarrassed by The Standard. A team member, who didn’t want their name mentioned, has stated. “we didn’t think it would go this far!” More news to come
@espn, I know you will be struggling to find things to air on tv but we have you covered, there is a chance The Standard could be playing a big game against the crap goons sometime this semester. Will be a huge game with huge playoff implications.
Due to concern of Corona spreading throughout Concord University, our game against the Cranked Goonies will be rescheduled to a new date. We’ll be sure to update our fans on our game as soon as we get more information. Thank you all for your patience and loyalty to The Standard.
For our fans who were as excited to watch us beat the Cracked Goons as we were, we all now have to unfortunately wait until after spring break. We will catch up with Coach Maust later tonight to get his thoughts on the whole situation.