Peter O'Donoghue

[Ron Perlman @perlmutations]

Welp I guess we’re about to find out if cocaine cures COVID.

[Chris Greene @HateChrisGreene]

can me and 29 friends meet up if we wear our old school uniforms and open a science book in the middle of the room

[Underwhelming Facts @QuiteWhelming]

'Peter' is 40% the letter 'e'.

[Joe Gilmore @Gilology]

The new Black Mirror looks amazing 🤯 #Bandersnatch

[An Garda Síochána @GardaTraffic]

@MitchDowling I see you've played knifey spoony before!

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Straight from the horse’s mouth, what Mick McCarthy told Eamon Dunphy about the Ireland job during an exclusive interview as part of our new Head2Head series...

[Ted Cruz @tedcruz]

Wow, a cow made of butter. My girls would love it. In fact, the first sentence Caroline ever said was "I like butter"

[Amina @ahahamina]

at the gym i said subscription instead of membership and the girl replied with 'lol this isnt a pharmacy'. bitch thats a prescription were both stupid

[Heyba @guacandale]

Hipster World Cup beer instructions:
1) Acquire 32 beers originating from each competing World Cup country
2) Have a fucking word with yourself
3) Lob 31 of them away
3) Drink the remaining Polish Tyskie
4) Have 3 more Tyskies
5) Now you’re living

[Randalltime @RandallTime]

If the Cleveland Cavaliers win the 2018 NBA finals I’ll buy everyone who retweet’s this a jersey...

[Franck Ribéry @FranckRibery]

Ooooh putinnnn je suis a Ibiza ☀️on vient de m’appeler 📞il reste une place en réserviste ? 😮😮😮
Oooo Didier io Sono pronto !!! Daiiiiiiiiiiiiiii 🏃🏻‍♂️🤣🏃🏻‍♂️🤣🏃🏻‍♂️🤣🏃🏻‍♂️🤣🏃🏻‍♂️🤣🏃🏻‍♂️🤣🏃🏻‍♂️

[Emy Elisa @EmyElisa]

This work so well on This is America music video 🤣#ChildishGambino #ThisIsAmercia

[The author, Séamas O'Reilly @shockproofbeats]

Got my days wrong and ended up alone in a room with my boss and the President of Ireland while I was on ketamine. https://t.co/gSjPY8WjKL

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Thank you Kanye, very cool! https://t.co/vRIC87M21X

[free legal advice from a bug @BenFerber]

read/read

[Richard Osman @richardosman]

My thoughts this morning go out to anyone who received a Twix Easter egg.