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Good Process Boys! (Un)Professional Game Match Officials Ltd. Spoiling your weekend since 1992. Parody

[PGM0L @PGM0L]

It’s definitely nothing to do with us and our poor decisions. Anything you hear is just a coincidence

[Second Tier podcast @secondtierpod]

It’s all kicking off at West Brom v Wolves 😳😳

[PGM0L @PGM0L]

Howard Webb will be getting the apology phone out for the first time this year tomorrow morning

[PGM0L @PGM0L]

PGMOL Statement

‘We are aware of comments made by a former official, and we will be making no further statements in the hope that it all blows over’

#MikeDean #PGMOL

[PGM0L @PGM0L]

What did you see that VAR managed to miss?

[FA Spokesperson @FAspokesperson]

Regulation and Discipline update on @SouthamptonFC

[PGM0L @PGM0L]

EFL clubs apologies - I'M SO SO SORRY https://t.co/2zm8DKFGQz

[PGM0L @PGM0L]

We can confirm that no PGMOL officials have been contacted to take part in the #ESL. To ensure all games are relevant up to the end of the tournament, results will be agreed beforehand #NoToEuropeanSuperLeague

[PGM0L @PGM0L]

On checking the replay, Mike Dean confirmed that Matty Cash was the rush back keeper at the time #PlaygroundRules #SOUAVL #VAR

[PGM0L @PGM0L]

They’ll still go out in the group stage

[Nicola Sturgeon @NicolaSturgeon]

Scotland will be back soon, Europe. Keep the light on 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿❤️🇪🇺❤️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[PGM0L @PGM0L]

At least Derby didn’t paint Frank Lampards name on the bus (or let Tom Lawrence drive it)

[Lib Dem Media Team @LibDemMedia]

All aboard! 🚌

[PGM0L @PGM0L]

Good to see Graham has had chance to update his wiki after yesterday’s MOTM performance #AVLWBA

[PGM0L @PGM0L]

Every time we think of making a comeback, a real former ref makes this parody account totally unnecessary 😂

[KEITH HACKETT @HACKETTREF]

Thought Graham Scott produced a good performance in the play offs today at Villa.

[PGM0L @PGM0L]

If Charlie Austin thinks he is getting a decision out of our members for the rest of the season now 😄

[PGM0L @PGM0L]

We can confirm that the referee in the #JoshuaParker fight is not one of our officials

[PGM0L @PGM0L]

Craig Pawson and #VAR in action at Wembley. This could be a very long afternoon #ARSMCI

[PGM0L @PGM0L]

Mike Dean ensures that we end the year talking about officials instead of footballers. Mission accomplished #WBAARS

[PGM0L @PGM0L]

22 minutes gone and Mike Dean holds up play to remind everyone he is MIKE FUCKING DEAN #WBAARS

[PGM0L @PGM0L]

Poor old Jonathan Moss being made to run the length of the field in the 92nd minute after all that turkey #CRYMCI

[PGM0L @PGM0L]

@ManCity Complete with red card. How did they know?

[PGM0L @PGM0L]

It may have been a penalty, but would you tell Ryan Shawcross that. Can't blame Lee Mason for being scared #BRISTO

[PGM0L @PGM0L]

Just an unfortunate coincidence that the Swiss get an outrageous decision and FIFA are based in Switzerland. But if they want to be above suspicion maybe they should have their HQ in a country not likely to be involved in such an important game. I hear Edinburgh is nice #GAWA