Philipp Goedicke

Authority Figure; WaitWait Limericist; Cage Free Trophy Husband

[Philipp Goedicke @PGoedi]

Listened to a live recording and realized that auto tune is the spellcheck of music.

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Did the NYTimes vaccine line thing. Seems I’m closer to the throne of England than to getting a vaccine.

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There’s a special frustration to tightening screws on your reading glasses.

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Girlchild: should I have one of my weddings at Disney? (She said it as a joke, but still. That’s my girl!)

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Male enhancement spam I've gotten used to. Even AARP stuff. But this week I got some for golf equipment. GOLF!?!? How insecure-while-privileged do you think I am, spam-bots?

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It's been so long. I figure it's time to indulge here again. But how can I catch up?

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@FunnyBookFarm Nah, a different alcoholic cocktail

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Another difference between Berlin and NYC: the subway pee has a different smell. #alexanderplatz

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@stephenbender What, what? A challenge?
As birthday treat, here's my contender:
Occasional poetry splendor!
I'm glad you beliephen
the internet, Stephen.
Voila! Some lines ending in
- your last name

[Philipp Goedicke @PGoedi]

Next to me at ramen bar, caller ID said “future wife”. Cute, but part of me hopes his contacts also include “current wife” and “ex-wife“.

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📷 needforcolorbis: René Maltête https://t.co/hojNPbPZgW

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@padraig_kenny Just finished the galley for Tin. What a great story! And unsparing of kids' emotions and sense of reality/humanity and trust of memories and and and. Really good.

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@Michael62964738 No way! Where are you? We are in BK

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I have a cookie-shaped heart.

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Stay tuned for my new country hit. What I have so far: "I thought that stealing glances / was a victimless crime / but I stole too many glances / and now I'm doing time"

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If your kid is asking you about microwaving a turkey make sure they know it only works if you brine it in the toilet first.

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A new milestone: boychild just gave me my first pair of hand-me-up shoes!

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Whenever there’s someone in the city wearing a camouflage jacket I wanna bump into them and say “sorry, I didn’t see you”

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Let’s use these as gambling chips for some Stroop Poker.