Philly #1 Coffee Snob

Philadelphia 4 for 4 fan. Aston Villa FC. Coffee aficionado. Occasional troll and/or prankster. Puns usually intended. Opinions are my own.

[Philly #1 Coffee Snob @PHLCoffeeSnob]

@Ant_Mossarelli Moreno or Digne, Cash will not be as effective as a line-to midfield RB against that team.

[Philly #1 Coffee Snob @PHLCoffeeSnob]

@WhatTheForkLads YOU RUINED THE LIVES OF YOUR DAD AND YOUR BROTHER. YOU ARE AN HEIRESS TO SAKS 5TH AVE BUT YOU USED LEWIS BY USING DARK EVIL MAGIC TO MAKE HIM THINK HE'S YOUR SISTER

[Philly #1 Coffee Snob @PHLCoffeeSnob]

@WhatTheForkLads YOU THINK THIS KABBALAH SHIT YOURE TRYING IS LEGIT?

[Philly #1 Coffee Snob @PHLCoffeeSnob]

@WhatTheForkLads Steph. Cut the crap. Why are you doing this to me. Why are you playing me. REALLY THIS ISNT A JOKE

[Philly #1 Coffee Snob @PHLCoffeeSnob]

@WhatTheForkLads Steph? Copeland?

[Philly #1 Coffee Snob @PHLCoffeeSnob]

@RachieRach429 Then you can be on top, Leah or Caroline. I see you.

[Philly #1 Coffee Snob @PHLCoffeeSnob]

Tony Gonzales. End of.

[Dr. Units, PhD @DrUnits]

Is Travis Kelce the greatest NFL Tight End of all time?

[Philly #1 Coffee Snob @PHLCoffeeSnob]

@MattC63715658 @AVFCStatto If he's still here, what about Digne as a 3rd option?

[Philly #1 Coffee Snob @PHLCoffeeSnob]

@maes2r0 @AVFCStatto Only if it's Arsenal! At the Emirates!!!

[Philly #1 Coffee Snob @PHLCoffeeSnob]

@WhatTheForkLads Get a barrister and sue them for medical negligence. Use the documentation of a list of doctor visits.

[Philly #1 Coffee Snob @PHLCoffeeSnob]

@WhatTheForkLads Villa need to step up and give the ladies first class coaches, hotels, nutrition, sports medicine, medical team, and pay them at the champions league level as the men, and recruit the highest quality players they can, so the women know they are valued at the same level as the men

[Philly #1 Coffee Snob @PHLCoffeeSnob]

@historyrock_ Hendrix, Page, Vaughn

[Philly #1 Coffee Snob @PHLCoffeeSnob]

@historyrock_ Why is Marty Friedman not on here?

[Philly #1 Coffee Snob @PHLCoffeeSnob]

@historyrock_ Please, putting Frusciante on here, a guy who sucks at soloing and only is good at funk. At least replace him with Navarro, who can play many styles and shreds with melody and harmonics. God's sake.

[Philly #1 Coffee Snob @PHLCoffeeSnob]

Megadeth "Hangar 18"!!

[Anne Erickson @AnneErickson]

Metallica, “Seek & Destroy” or Megadeth, “Holy Wars… The Punishment Due?”

[Philly #1 Coffee Snob @PHLCoffeeSnob]

@DYSONlife4real Maybe show her YouTube videos of how kids can learn to swim, with a positive instructor? That she can do it too? And that you're with her every step of the way

[Philly #1 Coffee Snob @PHLCoffeeSnob]

Messi is Attack Midfield. Beckham on the right ONLY FOR THIS specific starting XI, because no one IMO is good at all set pieces(free kicks and corners) other than Messi and Ronaldo. Any other starting XI, it's Figo.

[iamdory @EkitikeStan]

Which player will you add to complete the Greatest XI of all time?

[Philly #1 Coffee Snob @PHLCoffeeSnob]

A lack of a job, house, family, friends, and no qualifications for a work or immigrarion visa

[𝐌𝐚𝐭𝐭 𝐏𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐫 @Matt_Pinner]

What exactly is preventing you from moving to London?

[Philly #1 Coffee Snob @PHLCoffeeSnob]

The Denny's menu item

[Dylan @PowellAnalytics]

What’s your favorite grand slam of all time?

[Philly #1 Coffee Snob @PHLCoffeeSnob]

Family members who died too soon. Sorry. But it has to be said.

[Benonwine @benonwine]

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