Or here is a thought. Be better at 3 on 3 hockey. Or score on 5-3. Or don’t miss a wide open net. Lots of crying coming out of Canada’s locker room. You hate to see it.
In preparation for tomorrow’s hockey matchup between America 🇺🇸 and Canada 🇦🇺, here are some FACTS that the Canadians hate:
1. America is the oldest and greatest country on earth
2. Canada is a British province that must do what the queen says
3. The greatest hockey player who ever lived was American
4. Canada is poor, poorer than our South American neighbors in Mexico. The average Canadian makes less than $10,000 per year and doesn’t have the internet
5. Justin Turdeaux must do what Donald Trump says because they don’t have sovereignty
6. Vermont has superior maple syrup to anything in Canada
7. No Canadian has ever had a #1 song or album in the US
8. Canadians are the most obese and unattractive Western country
9. Quebec residents must speak English FIRST because America is the birth place of the English language
10. Canadians have an average IQ than is 20 points below the average US IQ
This Rantanen guy has 300 points in the past 5 playoff games. If I’m Colorado I would have tried to keep this guy but thats just me. Hindsight is 20/20, nobody had any idea this guy could play
What an honour it was last night to sing on stage with one of the biggest rock bands this world has ever seen at the Waste Management Open in Scottsdale. True Canadian legends, @Nickelback. 🇨🇦
Texas stories deserve a Texas backdrop. That’s why I teamed up with Dennis Quaid, Woody Harrelson, Billy Bob Thornton, and Renée Zellweger for True to Texas. It’s time to bring film and TV productions home!
Quinn-fending one more time...
Quinn Ewers leaves Texas as one of the most decorated QB's in UT history. Did fans appreciate him enough?
In the end it doesn't really matter - because as Ewers developed into a leader, he also figured out who he wanted to be in life. #HookEm