PIDE FICTION

Twitter bom, era o do meu tempo, em papel. Não é cá estas modernices, em apps e cenas
*** proud elder millenial ***

[PIDE FICTION @PIDE_DGS]

Fantástico ser uma foto do #25deAbril a provar-nos que existem viajantes no tempo.
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"Sim mãe, vim ver o 25 de Abril ao vivo. Sim, eu prometo que me mantenho afastada do quartel da PIDE que andaram lá aos tiros."

[PIDE FICTION @PIDE_DGS]

@expresso Este jocoso político não compreende a expressão popular "quem não deve, não teme"... Ou então deve, e teme.

[PIDE FICTION @PIDE_DGS]

@JNCsport O Presidente Rui Costa é um manso de dimensões galácticas.

[Greta Berlin @Truegreta]

I stood at this pool, at both monuments and saw both reflections…
He’s a God damn idiot, as are the fools that support him. The “Reflection Pool” wasn’t designed by American architect Henry Bacon a hundred years ago to look like a swimming pool. It’s designed to have a darkened characteristics that has reflective qualities to reflect the monuments.
That way, the Washington Monument is reflective to you when at the Lincoln Memorial, and when at the Washington Monument, the Lincoln Memorial is reflective to you.
It’s designed to enhance the grandeur of monuments, create an illusion of reflection, and inclusion of expansive space of unity.
He’s a tacky vulgar person that vulgarizes everything he touches. America isn’t becoming great, it’s becoming vulgar.

Credit - Mathew Reed

[Expresso @expresso]

A praia dos ricos https://t.co/qYdHdYORcC

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

I spent 8 years at a company. Gave it the best years of my working life. Believed in the mission. Defended it to friends who asked why I stayed. Turned down offers. Skipped holidays. Answered emails on weekends. When they finally let me go the meeting was 11 minutes long. My manager read from a script. HR was on the call. My access was revoked before I had closed my laptop. 8 years. 11 minutes. I sat in my car for a long time after that. Not because I was devastated. But because I finally understood what the company had always known and I had refused to see. It was never mutual. It was never a family. It was always just business. I just wish someone had told me sooner so I could have treated it the same way.

[Guga @guganoid]

Eu a aguardar as declarações do Presidente Rui Costa desde 17 de Maio de 2026.

[SlavicWarrior®️ @q_slavic]

"Just a reminder that 90% of history is unknown due to the burning of Alexandria's library
Guess who burnt it.."

[PIDE FICTION @PIDE_DGS]

@___Jota___ Sei bem, e se tiveres muita atenção consegues perceber onde a outra ponta da baleia sai, onde está a cabeça.

[PIDE FICTION @PIDE_DGS]

@guganoid Inúteis

[Yagami @InCronopios]

Mientras más limitada intelectualmente es una persona, más idealizado tiene a Estados Unidos.

[PIDE FICTION @PIDE_DGS]

@NotoriusGuttman O Real Madrid cagou no símbolo do Sport Lisboa e Benfica.

[PIDE FICTION @PIDE_DGS]

Que painel só de direita é este @SICNoticias?
A comentar a greve, a dizer que é violência de extrema esquerda.

Depois cortam para o Passos Coelho a querer que o país seja mais competitivo com despedimentos mais fáceis.

Os vossos jornalistas têm noção que são empregados também?

[PIDE FICTION @PIDE_DGS]

@bmmr1992 Está a aprender. Coitado nem duas dezenas de anos ainda esteve na direção, as pessoas não nascem ensinadas. Dá-lhe tempo.

[daz @MetamateDaz]

Albanians just showed the world how it's done.

The government was selling off prime coastal land and protected islands to Jared Kushner and linked investors for a massive luxury resort turning public beaches and nature reserves into private playgrounds for the ultra-rich. The people said: HELL NO. Thousands poured into the streets under “Albania Is Not For Sale.” Protests turned fiery. They stormed government buildings and burnt down the Prime Minister’s house. This isn’t just about a deal. It’s about sovereignty. It’s about refusing to let your country be auctioned off to foreign billionaires while locals lose access to their own coastline. When elites sell the nation’s future for kickbacks and luxury resorts, the people have every right to push back hard. Respect to the Albanians for refusing to be colonized by cash. Other countries should be taking notes.

[PIDE FICTION @PIDE_DGS]

@elidarirmaum Palhaçada feita por palhaços para brutinhos de cabeça

[PIDE FICTION @PIDE_DGS]

Quero que o candidato do Haaland ganhe no Real Madrid.

Para ver o Benfica a arder sem solução para o Mourinho ou Marco Silva.

Para ver se o Rui Costa sai da presidência e podemos reerguer o clube.

[Bruno @bmmr1992]

Pessoas que apoiam o Rui:

Qual a vossa justificação para aquilo que acabou de acontecer com o treinador do Benfica?

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

The hardest part about looking back at a job you poured everything into is realizing you worked through your breaks, picked up the slack, missed time with your family, took on unnecessary stress, put off vacation days, and burned yourself out for a company that didn’t even notice.

[PIDE FICTION @PIDE_DGS]

@Lullamae 8

[O Glorioso @oglorioso_slb]

Só um lembrete para aqueles que não se recordam, o Mourinho, ao dia de hoje, continua a ser um funcionário do Sport Lisboa e Benfica.