Pierce Houston

[Pierce Houston @PIERCE_H_17]

@c_DRom Sup fucker

[Pierce Houston @PIERCE_H_17]

@c_DRom You groan at my jokes, but tweet this little number 🤔

[Pierce Houston @PIERCE_H_17]

@_RikkiAnna You know where that doesn’t happen? Holt Family Dentistry

[Pierce Houston @PIERCE_H_17]

When you’re the sole chaperone in charge of 25 juniors on a campus visit to Western...

[Pierce Houston @PIERCE_H_17]

A teacher just tried yelling at me for being in the hall during class. You should’ve seen his face after I told him I was going to my office

[Pierce Houston @PIERCE_H_17]

I have rented 15 movies from Family Video since Saturday. The staff must think I need an intervention

[Devon Houston @dbhouston13]

Congrats to big bro @PIERCE_H_17 for securing a job as a college advisor at Holt High School! #RollRams

[Pierce Houston @PIERCE_H_17]

First day as a substitute teacher for an elementary music class, and a group of 2nd graders told me I sing like the Grinch

[Pierce Houston @PIERCE_H_17]

*playing a trivia game with the family*

Question: name the main villain in Harry Potter

Dad: “Diffledorf”

[Pierce Houston @PIERCE_H_17]

Update: a lady just dropped off 4 six packs for Sean and the boys

[Pierce Houston @PIERCE_H_17]

Sitting at Muffler Man and a dude rolls in with a big bag of weed in his back pocket looking for Sean regarding his “spark plugs” 🤔

[Pierce Houston @PIERCE_H_17]

My first college paper was about monsters, so I guess it makes sense my last one is about aliens

[Pierce Houston @PIERCE_H_17]

I need your help making a penis cake #ShitMyStepmomSays

[Pierce Houston @PIERCE_H_17]

@alex_valenti1 Who is he?

[Pierce Houston @PIERCE_H_17]

Found $20 in the cemetery while listening to a horror podcast. The spirits are rewarding me

[Pierce Houston @PIERCE_H_17]

@allisonreed6 @jackdwagner Still waiting for my spinner to reappear 😑

[Pierce Houston @PIERCE_H_17]

There's a special place in hell for the people who fold back their paperback books

[Pierce Houston @PIERCE_H_17]

A drunk girl called me Orville Redenbacher last night and I still don't know how I feel about that

[Pierce Houston @PIERCE_H_17]

@rach_bradleyy @ me bish