*Tony Romo drinking with his friends*
Romo: I think your wife is going to leave you.
Friend: What?
*phone on table starts buzzing*
Romo:
Friend:
Romo:
Friend: Goddamnit
Rob Meadows: Our fearless backcourt leader. Pierce Houston: Rim protecter with a Kareem level skyhook. And Lieutenant Storms: All-around playmaker. Championship caliber squad 🏆#beldingmacker#superteamunite@rmeadows11@PIERCE_H_17 @Speedy8Storms
black mirror writer: what about an episode where.... webMD... becomes human...
other writer: that’s just a doctor
writer: ah true. mate i am absolutely fucking high as shit