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Sleep|Smoke|Gamble|Game|Repeat

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@MrDeedot @HappyPunch It’s low IQ to think any of this is entertaining. If he was funny I’d give credit where credit is due. You give credit for him “attempting to make a character.” Either you’re funny or you’re not. But forcing it like this is the dumbest shit I’ve ever seen in the UFC. It sucks.

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2/3 green slips on Fanatics Sportsbook tonight, too. Great night. One of them live before the 4th. Leggo

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I can’t believe I just witnessed the greatest comeback in NBA Finad History and it was my team. Thank you New York Knicks. And it was at the Garden?! Absolute insanity. 1 more to go! Jobs not finished!

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I blame this New York Knicks loss on Mikal Bridges, Fat Joe, DJ Khaled and Trump. You may have changed the course of destiny today. Take a bow.

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Someone put a missing person report in. Where the fuck is Mikal Bridges? He must’ve missed the bus to the arena because he damn sure ain’t playing for the New York Knicks right now.

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@Gawpo_X 26? Holy fucking shit. You could tell me this piece of shit was 47 and I wouldn’t doubt you a second. God hit you with the biggest ugly stick he could find looking like that at 26 lol.

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That Western Conference Finals MVP trophy looks like an ice cream cone in Victor Wembanyama hand. Great game. Excited for the finals. Let’s Go Knicks!

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@GOBLUE1916 @izamamaa

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@ToastedPandaa @izamamaa And my bad dude. Honestly, don’t mean to call you a moron. Seriously. Sometimes when you read garbage online for a lil, you’re on edge. For that, I apologize. I have no quarrel with you.

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@ToastedPandaa @izamamaa I think parents today, especially the ones that have made a red or blue hat their whole identity, haven’t proven to have the best of characters and are handing down shit values. So yeah, I think it’s needed more now than ever. Society is getting dumber if you haven’t noticed.

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@ToastedPandaa @izamamaa As a child, it’s important to learn the basics of being a decent human being and PBS was/is a pillar in that. You really cooked with that one, broooooo. Fucking moron.

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@TMZ This ain’t gonna get you out of trouble when you fix fights. Bet you he’s sitting there thinking of all the people that got fucked using the info he was giving. I’m sure some of them not such nice people.

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@NobleNegroe They literally talked about his dead family members. Tell me you dick ride the hate wave without telling me you dick ride. Who’s paying you to do that or do you just enjoy talking about things you have no clue about?

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@BENBALLER @lilduval I get tuition and other asks you get but cancer? Imagine being that scared and desperate to live that you reach out for any hand that’s willing to help. Not saying you have to step up at all because that’s not your responsibility but to say that is pure ugly bro.

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@ChoseNx0ne @BRBoxingNews @fredpdbeck This idiot doesn’t even know how MMA is scored. But you have to be low IQ to be a fan of Adin Ross, so I guess it works for his fan base.

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What a start for Lando Norris! Too bad they have the wrong tires. What a waste.

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Ray J after getting knocked the fuck out - “I thought we had a plan.” @FBI investigate @BrandRisk @adinross @rainbetcom @RayJ immediately.

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@elonmusk Billionaires: If we make more money that will be better for everyone.

Real people: Fuck off, douchebag. Eat shit.