Paul Inc.

Musician, surfer, dreamer, occasional runner, frequent procrastinator, professional appreciator

[Paul Inc. @PJNugg]

@Jessewelle Did your cartoon monkey tell you not to?

[All The Right Movies @ATRightMovies]

The TOTAL RECALL commentary track from director Paul Verhoeven and Arnold @Schwarzenegger is very funny.

[𝙋𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙤𝙡 𝙍𝙞𝙘𝙠 @PistolRick]

Just downloaded Hogwarts Legacy

[Eddie Steak @EddieSteak]

Look at this guy smash his own nuts by crossing his legs.

[Scott Berrevoets @ScottBerrevoets]

Hell of a business model

[Shreyas Doshi @shreyas]

Superb captioning here😄

[Jon Ostrower @jonostrower]

The photos released by the WH tonight of the president working at Walter Reed were taken 10 minutes apart at 5:25:59 pm and 5:35:40 pm ET Saturday, according to the EXIF data embedded in both @AP wire postings that were shared by the White House this evening.

[Titus O'Reily @TitusOReily]

If Brisbane wins the Premiership, they will be the first team to do so on their home ground since Richmond, all the way back in 2019. #AFLLionsTigers

[The Ringer @ringer]

mood

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

that a phillips head screwdriver is the one with a cross on it, you fucking idiot now go get the right one

[Wake Up Warrior @FreeLesson4You]

ABSOLUTELY NOT

[John Heilemann @jheil]

Today, @realdonaldtrump said: “I’ve always known this is a pandemic. I’ve felt that it was a pandemic long before it was called a pandemic ... I’ve always viewed it as serious.”

Really??? Let’s roll the tape.

[Nicole Perlroth @nicoleperlroth]

Good job submitting millions of faces to a St. Petersburg, Russia based app with a horrific privacy policy that will likely pass this on to state, facial recognition databases, everyone in my Twitter feed.

You 👏🏻 have 👏🏻 learned 👏🏻 nothing.

[llegaspacheco @llegaspacheco]

“This is fine”

[いつみ @lifeizcrool]

bac on my bullshit

[Megan Amram @meganamram]

What if the brown ones are just clear M&M's

[Saint And Sinner @DrN0_]

" You gave niggers , rights?"