Pascale Treloar

Funeral Arranger

[Pascale Treloar @PJTreloar]

@mespi5 Absolutely, it’s an automatic question when talking to everyone here in the UK!

[Matt Whitlock @MattWhitlock]

"Sharon, with all due respect, that murderer ran for over 11,000 yards"

Dave Chappelle telling the stories of the four different times he met OJ Simpson is absolutely worth your time today.

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

The problem is that the billionaires only paid $250K for their sub ride. Smarter, more handsome billionaires should pay me the Safer Amount of $400K & I will take you to bottom of the sea in a better, shinier coff- I mean - vessel.

[Joe Lycett @joelycett]

🏳️‍🌈

[jack rem @jackremmington]

These are the most beautiful and touching words I’ve ever read on grief. I thought I was managing it OK, but got half way through and sobbed uncontrollably. It’s a difficult read but I think an incredibly necessary one. I feel honoured to have read it https://t.co/KLglqL6pvb

[jack rem @jackremmington]

RIP Cherry Valentine. A brilliant drag performer who did so much for this world both as a nurse, and as representation for the gypsy community. A profound loss ♥️

[billy eichner @billyeichner]

HERE IT IS!!! THE FIRST BILLY ON THE STREET IN 3 YEARS!!! BROS ON THE STREET WITH PAUL RUDD!!!! ONLY IN THEATERS SEPT 30!!! #brosmovie @brosthemovie

[BirdGang🦅 @GordonsWord]

This pig ate fermented corn to be used for making moonshine.

Passed out drunk.. wait for it...😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Brit 1: “All ready for Christmas?”
Brit 2: “Haha, nearly, just a few bits to get! You?”
Brit 1: “Yes, getting there! Haha!”

*Both Brits weren’t even remotely ready for Christmas.

[Pascale Treloar @PJTreloar]

@EllaVaday @Nigella_Lawson You absolutely smashed it! Loved every second of your performance!

[RuPaul's Drag Race UK @dragraceukbbc]

10 minutes in and we already have this iconic line. #DragRaceUK

[richard scott larson @larsonrichard]

Home from a wedding where my job was to escort the ring bearer 😻

[umar @umxr94]

"Next customer please?"

[Sana Saeed @SanaSaeed]

happy anniversary to one of the greatest moments in modern history

https://t.co/Gu8ArTqoRZ

[Pascale Treloar @PJTreloar]

😂

[Ledbury Dan @LedburyGas]

Waiting to find out what tier you're in.

[Pascale Treloar @PJTreloar]

@bbcglasto @glastonbury Could spend hours watching the world go by up there!

[pinar @pienar]

i know i posted him only .5 seconds ago but i am honest to god losing it at this cat im posting him again