Laughter Express

A minute of smile or laughter makes every effort worthwhile!

[Ayush @AyushPranshu]

lol RT: @Sengupta: Why can't atheists solve exponential equations? Because they don't believe in higher powers. [via @omkarhalbe] #PJ

[Mandar Fattekhani @popidjinn]

RT @fakingnews Santa was asked to give an example of 'barter' in economics class, he said - an eye for an eye #PJ #OriginalPJ #PPJ

[Sachin Bhatia @bhatiasachin]

#pj Why did Sardar throw the butter out of the window? Because He wanted to see butterfly!

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Pappu party mein gaya aur waha 8 butter naan khaye. kuch der baad toilet me se awaz aayi“Hey bhagwan ya toh jaan nikal de ya naan nikal de!”

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Q: What would Dharmendra say to Hema Malini if he wants to tell her to call
him up...? A: Ring De Basanti

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1 day James Bond goes 2 buy a paan worth 4Rs.Bond gives him 1.5rs.paan wala asks him 4 drest of d money .Bond replies:
Dhai(2.5) another day

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Q: wht did the kangaroo say when she found her baby missing? A:Aaila!!!!! kisi ne mera pocket maar liya!

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Ganguly's Daughter: Yeh Kya, Daddy Sixer pe Sixer maare jaa rahe hain Hain?
Ganguly's Wife: Arey beta, yeh toh ADVERTISEMENT Hai!

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Gal:Is dress ka kya price hai? Shopkeeper:Sirf 5 kiss.Girl:Aur us dress ka?Shopkeeper:10 kiss.Girl:Dono dress pack kar do, bill dadi dengi.

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1980girls:Maa main Jeans pehnungi.Maa:Nahin beti log kya kahengey?2010girls: Maa mein mini skirt pehnungi,Maa:Pehenle beti kuch to pehanle!

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Munna bhai: Agar bina danto ka kutta kate to kya karna chahiye? Circuit: Simple bhai... Bina sui ka injection lagane ka!

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Newtons 1st law:Every book continues 2 b in a state of rest or covered wid dust,until n unless an internal/external semester exams appear!

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Love Letter 4m BISCUIT MAKER- Dear Marie,Today is Good Day,U r Anmol 4 me,But U hv Crackjacked my Heart,say yes, coz I have a Little Heart.

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Taxi driver to Sindhi passenger : Sir, taxi ke brakes fail ho gaye hain
Kya karoon? Sindhi passenger : Bhenya Charya, pehle meter band kar!

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Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.
Santa: The future tense is You will go to jail.

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Q:What does it mean when a cat crosses your way when you are going somewhere? A:It means that the cat is also going somewhere!

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Son:Hey mom, whts there 2 eat?*His mom throws a stone at him* Son: Mom I just askd 4 sumthin 2 eat! Mom:Hum eat ka jawaab pathar se dete hai

[YesYechYes @sriharsha73]

lol...RT @ComicTwit: What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car? Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

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Q: Ek aise aadmi ka naam batao jo moon ko hila sakta hai.A: Chandrasheker (chandra-shaker)

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Tumse dosti karte karte ho gaya crime.. tumse dosti karte karte ho gaya crime....1 is neither composite nor prime