John Pilkington

Loves Live Events - Rock Gigs, theatre and stand up. Enjoys Traveling around the world, quaffing long island iced teas and spending time with the kids.

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@greeneking

“The customer isn’t king at Greene King.”
A Worldpay outage took down card payments, but the complete lack of flexibility when their app and staff wouldn’t let us order beer that was previously available behind the bar.
No common sense. No customer service.

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@timminchin Thoroughly enjoyable night in Steel City. So very pleased you played White Wine in The Sun. Is Jak Jak wearing his jacket tonight or is Hull too hot for him?

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@BenCrellin A Real Pain is an excellent black comedy. Kieran Culkin has some great lines.

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@MoorLaughs @GaryDelaney @jesterjacobs Thoroughly enjoyed it - Yorkshire folk are hard to offend. 😀😀😀Please return it’s such a geat venue

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@oasis Can you move the ticket sale time to 11am. I need a little time to wake up.

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@Nigel_Farage No selfies with you and Van Gogh. Did the Tango man snub you?

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@BenCrellin I've got a job helping a one armed typist with capital letters.

I do a few shifts now and then.

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@StuartAndrew I wasn’t aware this was a problem. What is the level of voter fraud in your constituency?

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@FPLGOAT7 Thoughts on my team

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@jimjefferies The only way I could get it work was to sign up to Gigantic Tickets and ask them to remind me about the JJ sale (which should have been next Wednesday) Their reminder came through immediately and I could book tickets straight away. See you in Sheffield

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@EmmaKennedy If this doesn’t damage Gary Glitter’s reputation nothing will.

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@annalodge453 It’s the Leonardo Building that LCC used to work from

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Pretty sure Johnson has more children than cabinet members at this moment.

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@EmmaKennedy It won’t happen the Tories are against having a second vote even if they didn't like the results of the previous vote. Will of the People and all that guff. 😉

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@illegal_eagles Top Wednesday night in Bradford. Thank you so much. You mentioned Trev had just bought a chip shop - did he call it Glenn Fry’s?

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@Nigel_Farage Just a thought maybe you are less relevant than you were and the world has moved on.

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#LIVWHU via @premierleague https://t.co/K9qwwPvK5K

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@GoonerFZ750 Two words gig reviews - it’s the way forward😃

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I just scored 412,838 on The Wizard of Oz #pinball machine by @JJPinball! via @wozpinball

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@Baddiel They didn’t want to be photographed traipsing through Lady Caroline Collingwood’s vagina so they entered via her back package .