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@saras76 @lizcollin My favorite cider is Dickens’ Cider

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@statsglobe Humanity can be further narrowed into five races: 1. Negroid, 2. Australoid, 3. Caucasoid, 4. Mongoloid, and 5. Amerindian. Some races are a combination of two or more of the above. Indians are a combination of #2 and #3, for instance.

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@RealSizeWorld @TrueSizeOfMaps Shhhh…don’t give the president any ideas.

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@TrueSizeOfMaps No Europeans = no horses. I guess that’s why the Comanche territory is so small. In our timeline they used the horse to expand their territory and terrorize the settlers of Texas.

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@c1nnamonbunny My uncle was 6’7” and decent looking. He never married because of his shyness and social awkwardness. And I had a friend who was maybe 5’4” and could lock down women like it was nobody’s business.

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@Classicist9999 Chimps and Humans are actually more closely related to each other than Chimps and Orangutans are.

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@Pulcys If I had a Jewish nose I’d probably want to smack myself in the face with a hammer too.

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@WestsideLAGuy I’m glad I finally got married when I did - early 2010s in my late 30’s, right before the dating apps hit and changed the culture.

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@ClayTravis You’re insane if you think Auburn wins in Athens in a playoff game, as opposed to facing a team bringimg their C game a week after a huge win on the road.

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@JoshuaBarzon Got no complaints about living in the Chick Fil A kingdom. My pleasure, indeed!

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@SaketxJane I’m guessing Gal Gadot only dates other members of the tribe.

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@Bunny_ngl As long as you didn’t call HR or try to get him fired, you did fine.

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@Anoryx_ That all sounds like way too much work. Trying to land a mate shouldn’t be like a second job. Life is too short.

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@0xTreexyz Physical attractiveness is important to women, but what they judge attractive is way more varied than if is for men. I once knew a girl who was only into bald men.

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@beaumont_valois I can give you 500 now and the rest when we get to Alderaan.

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@DeepLeaksHQ It isn’t exactly news that GHWB was rumored to be a gay pedophile. Look up the Franklin Affair and Lawrence King.

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@Vindoopmagician Is the old guy Narendra Modi?

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@ggreenwald Nobody should be fooled. Her husband is her designated Zionist Jew handler.

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@CataPaul2 Replace AOC with Lauren Boebert. You gotta figure that she’s a freak in the sack.

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@much_lose @Adriana19Flower These pastors are always the ones that tell the single men in their congregation to “man up” but never call out those precious snowflake single women.