Paul Kromer

Freelance #copywriter | V partial to puns and creative briefs. Please don't feed crisps before 11am.

[Paul Kromer @PKBonMots]

@MC372 "And now, dancing the quick wash..."

[Paul Kromer @PKBonMots]

@ClareBarry Get in! 😆

[Dan Ellis @dgellis0907]

That's bang out of order

[Frisky Squirrel @SquirrelFrisky]

⁦@rickygervais⁩

[Matty @matchoowly]

Try and stop yourself.
Its not possible....

[Wayne Murray @WayneTheMurray]

Son told me how kids in the playground are taking the knee before they have a kick around. That’s how you change culture.

[Paul Kromer @PKBonMots]

@PeoplefactorHR Noooooooooooo! 😳

[Paul Kromer @PKBonMots]

"And, finally, we need more microphones."

[Paul Kromer @PKBonMots]

Or a penchant for fatty foods? #UxbridgeEnglishDictionary

[Mark Steel @mrmarksteel]

If we’re going to get no points we might as well have a laugh and enter some thrash metal outfit called Satan’s Arsehole with a song called I’ve Got Your Head in my Fridge.

[Paul Kromer @PKBonMots]

@wordmancopy Dave, I never had you down as a danglophobe! Come on, let's see some in tomorrow's newsletter...

[Paul Kromer @PKBonMots]

@indeliblethink1 @FlissFreeborn Mind. Blown. I wish I'd known about this tip before now. Thanks - will definitely use! 👍

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

This movement - how seals move on land - is called GALUMPHING.

[Paul Kromer @PKBonMots]

@musicandwords @MSthecopywriter @tomcopy You've now got me thinking about this waaaay too much. They've already got the word glass showing so I wonder if they could still have filled it and shown a glass surround instead of the black border...

[Paul Kromer @PKBonMots]

@MSthecopywriter @tomcopy Ps. Now I'm thinking maybe it's a dodgy lock... Visions of Chubb getting in on the act with some piggyback marketing!

[Paul Kromer @PKBonMots]

@MSthecopywriter @tomcopy Haha, yes! Visually, the contrast is more eye-catching and still gets the message across. Would love to know though if it cropped up in discussion.

[Paul Kromer @PKBonMots]

Huh? For anyone with a small table at home?

[Mark Tait @marktait78]

Harry Potter and the Half Cooked Mince