P.K. Merlott

Fantasy Author. Linguistics nerd. Baker. #Mets addict. 🇨🇦

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Can’t find my skillet. Gonna have to go to pan B

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At what age do most people start to realize that the smoked version of anything is generally kinda gross?Paprika, Gouda, etc. always nastier than the regular version.

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@SahilBloom Telling people you used em-dashes before AI made them uncool.

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@CathyYoung63 Agreed. And ban the kids. Taking a pictures while people are eating should come with prison time (still wouldn't stop my father from doing it every Thanksgiving…)

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@Mets God no

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@dgrcode Maybe. It was bad enough to make me switch entirely. I have one side project I'll occasionally go back for

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Me: "The 90% AI slop is bad, but at least my timeline can't get any stupider."
X: Hold my vibe-coded beer

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My most controversial take: Nobody wants to see your face in front of an X post.

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@martyrdison This post helps me understand what doctors must feel like when people at cocktail parties start talking about "essential oils" and "cleanses"

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@theo Yeah I can't wait to run my enterprise deployments on some rando's vibe coded stack. But for now, Sites will have to do.

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@juliafedorin Gripe-a-roni, the San Francisco tweet

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@DiscussingFilm

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@SNYtv He did give that kid a side eye he'll remember for the rest of his days

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I never saw the meme or the original Youtube videos. Is it basically just sepia Severance?

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‘Backrooms’ is now the biggest opening ever for an original horror film at $118 MILLION globally.

Directed by 20-year-old Kane Parsons.

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@KRL_defi_ Maybe the Denali payment is his rent?

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@LSDonTV Technically they're not lying. They live off borrowed money to avoid paying taxes. What they don't realize is that more and more people are aware of this scam.

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@KhanSaba1278 Southeast Asia looks so much like rural Ohio...

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@atmoio Honestly? It's everywhere

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@CathyYoung63 The more I use it for writing-adjacent tasks the more persuaded I get by the contamination argument. Shit's insidious. It is always trying to homogenize you

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@gothburz If you love something, have AI write a slop ode to it