Patrick Kelly

Recent transplant to Chicago via STL and NJ/Philly. Ad man, singer, actor, music lover, devoted father to Sophie and Hombre, hopeless romantic.

[Patrick Kelly @PKOne1978]

@pltreport Not fully. Most gates in Terminal H were NOT evacuated. We have no clue what’s unfolding outside.

[Patrick Kelly @PKOne1978]

@AXISOFTESTIMONY @Breaking911 Not full evacuation. Most of Terminal H was not evacuated.

[Patrick Kelly @PKOne1978]

@TradingLara Not fully evacuated. H Terminal was not evacuated and we have no clue what is happening outside.

[Patrick Kelly @PKOne1978]

@EugeneKatchalov Not everyone was evacuated oddly enough. People in Gate H have no clue this happening outside at the moment.

[Patrick Kelly @PKOne1978]

Yes yes yes yes

[I Am Devloper @iamdevloper]

Show me worse UX than this:

[Patrick Kelly @PKOne1978]

On a flight from PHL to MDW just now. The guy next to me blatantly not wearing a mask. Three flight attendants saw it multiple times and did nothing. Do better @SouthwestAir!

[Patrick Kelly @PKOne1978]

Easy. The same way you explain a straight couple kissing to your children.

[Towleroad @tlrd]

Rush Limbaugh: How Do You Explain @PeteButtigieg Kissing His Husband to Your Children? https://t.co/6b3tRp3zg6

[Patrick Kelly @PKOne1978]

Never knew I was claustrophobic until now. Thanks @cta.

[cta @cta]

[Major Delays] Red, Yellow, and Purple Line trains are running with delays at Howard due to track switching problems.

[Patrick Kelly @PKOne1978]

#CaptionThis #NeedsToBeAMeme

[Patrick Kelly @PKOne1978]

Thank you @BettyWho for spending 90 hours with me this year on @Spotify. You are my #1. #spotifywrapped cc: @contijc85

[Patrick Kelly @PKOne1978]

Hey @zillow! Do I really need 10 emails to hear that you’re updating your Privacy Policy?

[Patrick Kelly @PKOne1978]

Hey @cta This week especially, you’re the worst. Just sayin’. Care to remimurse my ride-sharing charges because of your incompetence?

[Patrick Kelly @PKOne1978]

Ha!! Still the same, 20 years later @Sench_ola

[🎙Sench_ola @Sench_ola]

@PKOne1978 all I see is my old college roommate Patrick. And yes I was the luckiest fucking roommate in the world. 🌈

[Patrick Kelly @PKOne1978]

One of the first things I did as a new Chicago resident was to get myself registered to vote. With 14 candidates, it was certainly an arduous task to narrow it down, but I’m pretty… https://t.co/KZKT3BSQTd

[Patrick Kelly @PKOne1978]

@michelle_sench Oh wow!!

[Patrick Kelly @PKOne1978]

@MissLeslieG I need to know your secret. You haven’t aged a single year since #popular. @AHSFX

[Patrick Kelly @PKOne1978]

A little bit of @FriendsTV knowledge to make you feel old. Ben would be 23 and Emma would be 16. Still trying to let that sink in. 😳

[Patrick Kelly @PKOne1978]

Perfect respite for a Saturday afternoon. I ❤️ @miz_cracker and want to host a dinner party together! #platedhair https://t.co/oVgIN8TIg9

[Miz Cracker @miz_cracker]

TIME FOR DINNER! 🍴💗🍴 @bonappetitmag invited me into their kitchen to make ravioli with @lallimusic. Watch here: https://t.co/EH6z4J2Gya