In 2026,
- Listen
- Talk less
- Have sex
- Eat clean
- Fast often
- Walk more
- Drink water
- Lift weights
- Sleep earlier
- Wake up 5 AM
- Love your family
- Spend more time alone
- Avoid negative thoughts
You are 100% your own responsibility!
in 2026,
Buy a new car,
Tell no one.
Go on a vacation,
Tell no one.
Get a promotion,
Tell no one.
Marry a beautiful girlfriend,
Tell no one
You're a man. Never let excitement make you announce things prematurely. Stay low-key and move silently until you're sure.
If you announce your dream and plans too soon, you invite three kinds of people:
• Parasites
• Predators
• Pretenders
Therefore, guard your dream and plans.
Work in silence.
As a man,
1. Eat eggs for the brain.
2. Drink water for the kidneys.
3. Eat cabbage for the liver.
4. Eat cucumber for the skin.
5. Eat oranges for the colon.
6. Eat raw carrots for the eyes.
7. Eat ginger for the lungs.
8. Eat avocados for the heart.
9. Eat fresh tomatoes for the prostate.
10. Eat the red bell pepper for the lungs.
11. Eat green beans for the bones.
12. Exercise for your overall health.
13. Eat watermelon is good for erection and better sex
What the fuck are you afraid of?
Being alone?
People leave.
Breakup?
You can always date someone else.
Death?
We’re all gonna die.
Bankruptcy?
You can make it all back.
Shame?
Everyone will forget in a week.
Does it matter? NO!
What the fuck are you afraid of?
C'mon, there is nothing to fear.
Live every day like it's your last day.
Men,
If your marriage is chaotic,
Or your wife is choleric,
Be patient.
- Pack your clothes into a bag
- Put them in your car
• Be coming home at midnight stealthyly like a thief,
• Sleep on the couch like a real man,
• Wake up at 3 am silently and take a bath,
• Dont be noisy, your wife will wake up,
• Go to the car and wear clothes,
• Drive to work at 5 am and sit at the parking reading a newspaper,
• At 8 am go to the office, talk tough like a boss!
• At lunch time, take your clothes to laundry,
• After work, go drink alcohol,
• At midnight go silently to the house,
• Sleep on the couch like a real man,
Repeat!
Do this daily.
Your marriage will transform magically.
Keep apologizing and begging.
YOU ARE A GENIUS
#MasculinitySaturday