PJ

Fck nudes, send biryaani.

[PJ @PKauashal]

Vaccine nahi mil rhi to Ganjha hi legal krdo !!

[PJ @PKauashal]

Shukar hai ki kal shani hai

[PJ @PKauashal]

Dekhli sabne apni apni saasu ma?

[PJ @PKauashal]

I am more friends with my ex’s ex than my ex. Like gurl you could have dated me instead

[PJ @PKauashal]

You claim to be a playa but I fucked your wife

[PJ @PKauashal]

Baniya hu bro, upar se kamaati hu,
Ladke ke kharche utha sakti hu, nakhre nahi.

[aeia @badboyrepublic]

I really want to hug someone so tight and tell how drained and tired I am. I want to sob hard.

[stACED @girl_a_whirl]

{first date}

Guy *pulls out guitar*
Me *leaves*

[PJ @PKauashal]

No mard, no dard.

[PJ @PKauashal]

Mard 30 hazar ke joote khareed kar bhi galat raaste pe chalta hai🥹.

[PJ @PKauashal]

@tanmaytandon_ All the best .

[PJ @PKauashal]

Khali broke his NNN, last night.

[A @AppeFizzz]

People rushing to Twitter to confirm #earthquake

[PJ @PKauashal]

Virat Kohli (sir) is so gonna get lucky tonight.

[PJ @PKauashal]

Dhan-less.

[Vijay Mallya @TheVijayMallya]

Shubh Dhanteras to all

[Porter @ItsRetrop]

teachers used to say “why you sleeping in my class?” like bro it’s 8am

[PJ @PKauashal]

Play with boobs, not emotions.

[Pakchikpak Raja Babu @HaramiParindey]

Truth.

[PJ @PKauashal]

With my luck, yeah right!! @bumble