PLATINUM PICARO

Writer, son, father, daughter, husband, son. Platinum rank goon. I love insects and scary stories. I FUCKING HATE AI. new to being online.

[PLATINUM PICARO @PLATINUMPICARO]

@Intesorrent I was subbed to him for his shipwrecked video that was pretty good. I realize now that’s because he was just explaining something that was good.

I swear I wanted to put my head through my drywall every time he did a
*music stops, black screen* “because it didn’t do that…”

[G. Ender Hoover @motherwasasaint]

We gotta get these numbers up

[Limits❓ @Relimitz]

I jacked off. Not for pleasure but because I wanted to dirty myself. It’s disgusting for men to masturbate. It’s shameful and gross. I wanted to be gross, I’m a monster. A monster pretending to be human isn’t right, I’ve forgotten my place. I’m a dirty disgusting monster.

[chudfrancis @francisthechud]

The only way I’d watch a video with both Tim Pool and destiny in it is if they were in orange jumpsuits in the Iraqi desert

[Sooby! @SoobyDoesStuff]

I don’t like making fun of things anymore but this series feels like it’s made by some 19 year old who laughs at fallenchungus memes and loves dandy’s world porn

[Marsh @MarshSMT]

this screen on the atlus survey is super interesting imo and represents a split between old and new design priorities. "Strong Occult Vibe" and "Underground Vibe" are things i think modern megaten has lost and its fascinating to see that they might be aware of that

[FngrNailz @FngrNailz]

I feel like this channel only exists to be fodder for chronically online teenagers to ship the characters with themselves/each other, get referenced in niche Roblox games by even more chronically online teenagers, and to maybe make a makeship plush down the line.

[ゴルギーニ片瀬👌 @uIBeknDr1334091]

ちんちんデカすぎて
精子1つ1つにコンドームつけてる

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@csiirac Could use some work but thanks for sharing

[roycebracket @royceybrackets]

botw was a good game but it did something horrendous to game developers' brains where open world started beeing seen as a "technological advancement", a default thing you add because people like/expect it, and not an intentional authorial choice about the game experience

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@eldjbambino @Dol015 I like the image of him after the camera is off, straight faced laying in the dark on his phone. Half eaten cosmic brownie on his chest, while bluey on the tv illuminating his disgusting body.

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Posted a reply that got 1k likes, does life ever get better or is this it?

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@lestering88640 Epic fail

[Nep🐇 @Nepepperoni]

One time I was playing Botw in the living room when my football-star roommate came home from practice. He saw me walking in a straight line, through an empty field, with no expression on my face. After a few moments he chuckled and said, "Having fun, gamer?"

[GEORGE LUCAS JR. @VitoComedy]

Only some gay art snob would think Pepsi and Coke taste the same

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@onepiecedoc Yes

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@som3thingsunny Supremely unlikely

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@eviection Sweet scaling Laios and Thistle

Laios is sweet as pie
Thistle not so much

Yep, Laios out scales Thistle

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@love_is_worry I worry Toby’s going to do some stupid shit like this for the forgotten man reveal. Some snarky bullshit like making it a random npc from snowdin.